Roland Posted January 12, 2009 Report Posted January 12, 2009 Proofreading is a MUST!! Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter They put in a correction the next day. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says No, really? Ya think? ------------------------------------------------------ Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers Now that's taking things a bit far! ------------------------------------------------------ Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over What a guy! ------------------------------------------------------- Miners Refuse to Work after Death Those-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's! ------------------------------------------------------ Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant Well let’s see if that works any better than a fair trial! ---------------------------------------------------------- War Dims Hope for Peace Yep I can see where it might have that effect! ---------------------------------------------------------------- If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile Ya think?! ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures Who would have thought! ---------------------------------------------------------------- Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide They may be on to something! ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges You mean there's something stronger than duct tape? ( Tennessee 's new construction program!) ---------------------------------------------------------- Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge He probably IS the battery charge! ---------------------------------------------- New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group Weren't they fat enough?! ----------------------------------------------- Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft That's what he gets for eating those beans! ------------------------------------------------- Kids Make Nutritious Snacks Do they taste like chicken? ------------------------------------------------- Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half Chainsaw Massacre all over again! ------------------------------------------------- Hospitals are sued by 7 Foot Doctors Boy, are they tall! ------------------------------------------------- And the winner is.... Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead Did I read that right? *************************************************** Now that you've smiled at least once, (maybe even a chuckle). We all need a good laugh, at least once a day! And Voted the Best Scottish Short Joke A bloke walks into a Glasgow library and says to the prim librarian, "Excuse me Missie, dey ye hiv ony books on suicide?" To which she stops doing her tasks,looks at him over the top of her glasses,and says, "Fook off, ye'll no bring it back!" __._,_.___
Merlin Posted January 12, 2009 Report Posted January 12, 2009 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D The Scottish one especially.
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