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[Guest 67ghirl]

 

Who Wants to be a Millionaire?

 

A contestant Sally, on 'Who Wants to be a Millionaire?' had reached the final plateau.

 

If she answered the next question correctly, she would win $1,000,000.

If she answered incorrectly, she would pocket only the $25,000 milestone money.

 

And as she suspected the Million Dollar Question was no pushover.

 

It was, 'Which of the following species of birds does not build its own nest but instead lays its eggs in the nests of other birds? Is it:

 

A) the condor

 

the buzzard

 

C) the cuckoo

 

D) the vulture

 

The woman was on the spot. She did not know the answer.

 

She had used up her 50/50 Lifeline and her Ask the Audience Lifeline.

 

All that remained was her Phone-a-Friend Lifeline.

 

She hoped she would not have to use it because........ Her friend was,.......   well, a blonde.

 

But she had no alternative. She called her friend and gave her the question and the four choices. The blonde responded unhesitatingly:

 

'That's easy. The answer is C: the cuckoo.'

 

The contestant had to make a decision and make it fast.

 

She considered employing a reverse strategy and giving any answer except the one that her friend had given her.

 

And considering her friend was a blonde that would seem to be the logical thing to do. But her friend had responded with such confidence, such certitude, that the contestant could not help but be convinced.

 

Crossing her fingers, the contestant said, 'C: The cuckoo.'

 

'Is that your final answer?'

 

'Yes, that is my final answer.'

 

'That answer is Absolutely correct!

 

You are now a millionaire!'

 

Three days later, the contestant hosted a party for her family and friends, including the blonde who had helped her win the million dollars.

 

'Jeni, I just do not know how to thank you, ' said the contestant. 'How did you happen to know the right answer?'

 

'Oh, come on,' said the blonde 'Everybody knows that cuckoos don't build nests.

They live in clocks.'

 

Sally fainted.    

  

 

 

[REDCHEQHEN]

It reminds me of the contestant on the British show - who wants to be a millionaire - whose million dollar question was 'where was the home of Durham Cricket Club' - I can't remember the alternatives - but only one was in the North East I'm sure

 

 

 

the ironic thing was - his name was Peter Lee - which is  (Peterlee) an unlucky thirteen miles from Chester le Street (the answer)

 

 

he took the £500,000

[Guest]

pmsl good one  ??) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

aye hang on im a blonde  ;D and said to say slightly cuckoo ;D ;D ;D

[pigeonpete]

pmsl well funny! was that really you?? ;-)

[Guest]

pmsl well funny! was that really you?? ;-)

 

shuuuuush im trying to keep it quiet  ;D ;D ;D ;D .

No not me but i do have bad blonde moments lol sadly its every time i open my mouth lol

 

[boxer]

pmsl good one  ??) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

aye hang on im a blonde  ;D and said to say slightly cuckoo ;D ;D ;D

cuckoo and welsh say no more lmao  ;D ;D

 

 

[Guest]

cuckoo and welsh say no more lmao  ;D ;

 

half welsh and cuckoo  ;D ;D what a combination ;D ;D ;D ;D

 

[Guest Freebird]

Cuckoo, Koocoo, CooCoo. Very funny(bunny)(bunny)(bunny)

[pjc]

pmsl good one  ??) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

aye hang on im a blonde  ;D and said to say slightly cuckoo ;D ;D ;D

 

 

What do you mean slightly cuckoo!    :P

[Guest G.Drysdale + son]

It reminds me of the contestant on the British show - who wants to be a millionaire - whose million dollar question was 'where was the home of Durham Cricket Club' - I can't remember the alternatives - but only one was in the North East I'm sure

 

 

 

the ironic thing was - his name was Peter Lee - which is  (Peterlee) an unlucky thirteen miles from Chester le Street (the answer)

 

 

he took the £500,000

I remember that one.But the questions are only easy if you know the answer.

 

 

[Guest Greig the doo Drysdale]

I remember that one.But the questions are only easy if you know the answer.

 

 

the crap thing is he never wwants to give you the money so he keeps saying "we dont wwont to give you that"