Guest Dorset-lad Posted June 14, 2012 Report Posted June 14, 2012 A WOMEN IN COURT WAS CHARGED FOR STEALING A TIN OF PEACHESTHE JUDGE ASKS HOW MANY PEACHES WHERE IN THE TIN SHE REPLIES THERE WERE 4 .HE TELLS HER THAT SHE WILL SERVE 1 MONTH IN PRISON FOR EVERY PEACH. AS SHE WAS BEING LEAD AWAY HER HUSBAND SHOUTS FROM THE PUPLIC GALLERY AND SHE STOLE A --F**KIN TIN OF PEAS.
Roland Posted June 14, 2012 Report Posted June 14, 2012 I saw a sticker in a car the other day. It said 'I miss Glasgow...' So we jumped on the bonnet, kicked the windows in, stole a mobile and casette etc. Then left a note saying 'I hope you feel more at home now'! lol
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