Guest dogeon Posted August 24, 2009 Report Posted August 24, 2009 It's OK I understand your problem, you probably can't find any point when it come to sex, but keep pointing you will get there "EVENTUALLY" ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
BLACK W F Posted August 24, 2009 Report Posted August 24, 2009 THEY ALL GOT A COUPLE OF THINGS IN COMMON SULK IF DONT GET THERE OWN WAY AND CHRIST THEY FAIRLY CAN NIP YOUR HEED THEY COME IN DIFFERENT SHAPES AND SIZES AND NAMES BUT ALL THE SAME HEED NIPPERS
chickadee Posted August 24, 2009 Author Report Posted August 24, 2009 THEY ALL GOT A COUPLE OF THINGS IN COMMON SULK IF DONT GET THERE OWN WAY AND CHRIST THEY FAIRLY CAN NIP YOUR HEED THEY COME IN DIFFERENT SHAPES AND SIZES AND NAMES BUT ALL THE SAME HEED NIPPERS I would have thought a man as macho as you would not let a weak species like a woman bother you that much, surely you could rise above it all and stay focused and not complain of a slight headache, be careful it might be your brain cell cloning itself and struggling for for room Try getting out more it may help you but one things for certain it will help your wife ;D ;D ;D
Guest dogeon Posted August 24, 2009 Report Posted August 24, 2009 but men forget the most important thing men were like test runs GOD was a artist first he created a sculptur of MAN then he created the materpiece WOMEN ;D ;D ;D
Guest TAMMY_1 Posted August 24, 2009 Report Posted August 24, 2009 Women were put on this earth for one thing and one thing only TO OBEY MEN Totally agree ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Guest dogeon Posted August 24, 2009 Report Posted August 24, 2009 well fellas i'll give you this Women dont work as hard as Men thats because we get it Right First time ;D ;D
Guest 67ghirl Posted August 24, 2009 Report Posted August 24, 2009 Totally agree ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Oooooohhhhhhh that's risky with only 12 days to go ;D ;D ;D
Guest pigeon82 Posted August 24, 2009 Report Posted August 24, 2009 ;D ;D ;D what does WIFE stand for Washing Ironing F*****g Etc only joking ladies but this is what me father tought me pmsl ;D ;D ;D ;D
BLACK W F Posted August 24, 2009 Report Posted August 24, 2009 your father was right not any good for owt else cost couple of quid to get hitched then when you get shot costs an arm and a leg pmsl
Guest pigeon82 Posted August 24, 2009 Report Posted August 24, 2009 my wedding didnt cost me anything thats what your wifes father is for hehehe ;D ;D ;D
BLACK W F Posted August 24, 2009 Report Posted August 24, 2009 wait and see if you dump her you will be bankrupt thats fact
Guest pigeon82 Posted August 24, 2009 Report Posted August 24, 2009 lol no she does the birds for me lol
Guest dogeon Posted August 24, 2009 Report Posted August 24, 2009 oh come on every one knows men are like a deck of cards you need a HEART to love them a DIAMOND to marry a CLUB to bash them and a SPADE to bury the barsteward ;D ;D ;D
Guest pigeon82 Posted August 24, 2009 Report Posted August 24, 2009 ;D ;D ;D come on the real reason is a heart you need both to have one a diamond thats all you women want blinging diamonds lol a club thats to keep yous in order and a spade thats to keep you my way when your doing the darn garden lol so i dont have to listen to the women when im on here lol ;D ;D ;D :P
BLACK W F Posted August 24, 2009 Report Posted August 24, 2009 now now Sue behave wifes should be traded in after 10years
Guest pigeon82 Posted August 24, 2009 Report Posted August 24, 2009 now now Sue behave wifes should be traded in after 10years and never seen again hehehe i mean for divorce procedures cant be doing with that stuff lol
Guest puresoontjen Posted August 24, 2009 Report Posted August 24, 2009 now now Sue behave wifes should be traded in after 10years i no that ive been married to her for 22years
Guest pigeon82 Posted August 24, 2009 Report Posted August 24, 2009 i no that ive been married to her for 22years that means ur entitled to 2 trade ns then does it lol ;D ;D
chickadee Posted August 24, 2009 Author Report Posted August 24, 2009 Totally agree ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Says the man that only gets on when Chrissy is out or when she lets him use the computer ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D It could be 12 days hard labour if she gets wind of this brave oops stupid statement, I hope your chores are done Fuggly
Guest dogeon Posted August 24, 2009 Report Posted August 24, 2009 i no that ive been married to her for 22years and i could of done 2 life sentances ;D ;D ;D but he hide the spade
Guest pigeon82 Posted August 24, 2009 Report Posted August 24, 2009 and i could of done 2 life sentances ;D ;D ;D but he hide the spade he only hides it until the garden needs doing then youll get to seeit i bet lol
BLACK W F Posted August 24, 2009 Report Posted August 24, 2009 i lad wait untill your reading the sun page 3 and she across the table youll be thinking where the *expletive removed* did i go wrong can i get a trade in pmsl
Guest dogeon Posted August 24, 2009 Report Posted August 24, 2009 women often pull out the marriage certifiacte to see if theres an expiry date on it
Guest pigeon82 Posted August 24, 2009 Report Posted August 24, 2009 women often pull out the marriage certifiacte to see if theres an expiry date on it wish there was lol
Guest puresoontjen Posted August 24, 2009 Report Posted August 24, 2009 women often pull out the marriage certifiacte to see if theres an expiry date on it now i will trade you in for a better model
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