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Two businessmen in Edinburgh were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store.

 

As yet the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up.

One said to the other, 'I bet any minute now some senior is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling.'

 

No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious Harry Maidment walked to the window, had a peek, and in a soft voice asked "What are you sellin' here?"

 

One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling ass-holes."

 

Without skipping a beat, Harry said, "You're doing well. Only two left."

Seniors - don't mess with them!

 

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Two businessmen in Edinburgh were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store.

 

As yet the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up.

One said to the other, 'I bet any minute now some senior is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling.'

 

No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious Harry Maidment walked to the window, had a peek, and in a soft voice asked "What are you sellin' here?"

 

One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling ass-holes."

 

Without skipping a beat, Harry the bampot said, "You're doing well. Only two left."

Seniors - don't mess with them!

 

Aye watch out for them sticks. ;D ;D ;D

 

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ARE YOU SURE THE WINDOW WAS IN EDINBURGH , NOT WISHAW (evil)(evil)(evil)

 

There are no new shops opening in Wishie  ;D ;D ;D

 

I stayed in all day yesterday waiting on you, I sent him off on his own to Edinburgh :'(

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