The wrong b!tch

[chickadee]

The train was quite crowded, and a U.S. Marine walked the entire length

looking for a seat.

 

There seemed to be one next to a well-dressed middle-aged woman,

but when he got there he saw it was taken by the woman's poodle.

The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?"

The woman sniffed and said to no one in particular,

"Americans are so rude.. My little Fifi is using that seat.."

The Marine walked the entire train again,  but the only seat available was

under that dog. "Please, Ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired."

 

She snorted, "Not only are you Americans  rude, you are also arrogant!"

This time the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked up the little dog,

tossed it out the train window and sat down.

The woman shrieked, "Someone must defend my honor!  Put this

American in his place!"

An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up.

 

"Sir, you Americans seem to have a  penchant for doing the wrong thing.

 

You hold the fork in the wrong hand.

You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road.  

And now, sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong b!tch out the window."

 

[grizzal]

good one ;D

[BLACK W F]

WELL SAID CAROL I KNOW A FEW I WOULD LIKE TO THROW OUT THE WINDOW

[Gail J]

;D ;D by the way is 'you know who' still flying around ;D

[chickadee]

;D ;D by the way is 'you know who' still flying around ;D

 

Yep, he will get back when the wind dies down

[chickadee]

WELL SAID CAROL I KNOW A FEW I WOULD LIKE TO THROW OUT THE WINDOW

 

AYE