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A Scottish farmer and his wife had just got married and found a quiet hotel

for their wedding night. The man approached the front desk and asked for a

room.

 

He said, 'We're on our honeymoon and we need a nice room, with a good strong

bed."

 

The clerk winked, 'You want the 'Bridal'?'

 

The farmer reflected on this for a moment and then replied, "Nah, I reckon

not. I'll just hold onto her ears until she gets used to it."

:smiley:

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