Train home fae the Donny show

[ALF]

torrance you have a neck like a jockeys dangly bits. tom will be online tomorrow  and confirm the culprit as you, all i will say is it was the worst i have ever endured. you have no shame big chap but what can you expect after 6 rolls and cheese 6 pints carlsberg, 2 pints cider, litre of vodka. just hope poor karen made you sleep in the shed........ :o :o :o

 

i was in ma bed at 9 o'clock last night as p!ssed as a fart mate :o :o  

 

ps...you are still the no 1 culprit i'll tell you that much :P ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[Guest frank dooman]

torrance you have a neck like a jockeys dangly bits. tom will be online tomorrow  and confirm the culprit as you, all i will say is it was the worst i have ever endured. you have no shame big chap but what can you expect after 6 rolls and cheese 6 pints carlsberg, 2 pints cider, litre of vodka. just hope poor karen made you sleep in the shed........ :o :o :o

 

oh!!!!! the driver is on so tell us you now need to clear your name or you will be banned from all trains  ;D ;D ;D

[gangster]

...AND WHO IS THE MYSTERY SHITTY *expletive removed*!!! ;D ;D ;D

[Guest frank dooman]

 

i was in ma bed at 9 o'clock last night as p!ssed as a fart mate :o :o  

 

ps...you are still the no 1 culprit i'll tell you that much :P ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

 

i think that there might be a bit of evidance in this statement  :-/ :-/ :o :o

[GREENGRASS]

 

i was in ma bed at 9 o'clock last night as p!ssed as a fart mate :o :o  

 

ps...you are still the no 1 culprit i'll tell you that much :P ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

 

 

 

case closed big alf has written an confession..................................... ;D ;D ;D ;D

[GREENGRASS]

alf tell the lads what happened to tarzan..............................gassed to death on the 16.23............... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[gangster]

IM AWAY TO MA BED THIS IS A STICKY SITUATION FOR SOMEONE!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[ALF]

 

 

 

case closed big alf has written an confession..................................... ;D ;D ;D ;D

 

away and bile yer heid dafty am no admitting to that no way NEVER!!!!!! :P ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[ALF]

alf tell the lads what happened to tarzan..............................gassed to death on the 16.23............... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

 

the best laugh of the day was when Tarzan called out on the way doon there just as the trolley guy got to oor table ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[Guest frank dooman]

 

 

 

case closed big alf has written an confession..................................... ;D ;D ;D ;D

 

AGREEEEEEEEEEE   ;)  Its certainly looks like  a SOFT confession but then again that might have been the 1st problem!!!!!!!

[ALF]

alf tell the lads what happened to tarzan..............................gassed to death on the 16.23............... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

 

:o :o :o :o :o :o ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[GREENGRASS]

 

AGREEEEEEEEEEE   ;)  Its certainly looks like  a SOFT confession but then again that might have been the 1st problem!!!!!!!

 

 

 

frank words are hard to find to explain the odour but i woke up this morning with a big hangover and burning sensation in my lungs and to think there were women and small children moved to another coach for their own safety. never held my breath for so long. should be ashamed of himself........................ :B :B :B :B :B

[Guest frank dooman]

HE HAS NO SHAME KARL

[ALF]

 

 

 

frank words are hard to find to explain the odour but i woke up this morning with a big hangover and burning sensation in my lungs and to think there were women and small children moved to another coach for their own safety. never held my breath for so long. should be ashamed of himself........................ :B :B :B :B :B

 

as was said on the train yesterday you couldnae get a red neck with a blow torch i'll tell you that much mr :P ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[GREENGRASS]

tell me about it frank i bet that duvet hovered over him last night like a hot air balloon...................... :P :P

[ALF]

tell me about it frank i bet that duvet hovered over him last night like a hot air balloon...................... :P :P

 

Dont know about that i was in a coma all night :o :P ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[Guest frank dooman]

this is starting to make me sick  :X :X :X

[GREENGRASS]

 

Dont know about that i was in a coma all night :o :P ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

 

 

 

 

SO WAS HALF THE COACH AFTER YOU EMPTIED YOUR WIND PIPES....................................... :X :X :X :X :X :X

[ALF]

this is starting to make me sick  :X :X :X

 

:P ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[ALF]

 

 

 

 

SO WAS HALF THE COACH AFTER YOU EMPTIED YOUR WIND PIPES....................................... :X :X :X :X :X :X

 

I'll tell you this much there is just no shaming you at all is there ??) ??) ??) :X :X :X :X :X :X

[Guest frank dooman]

god help alfs wife :P

[ALF]

tell me about it frank i bet that duvet hovered over him last night like a hot air balloon...................... :P :P

 

i hope you never let wan go like that last night after you go home when poor Fiona was there :-/ God help her if you did :o :o ??) ??) ??) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[GREENGRASS]

LIKE I SAID YESTERDAY HE WHO SMELT IT DEALT IT........................................ 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)

[ALF]

god help alfs wife :P

 

My wife disnae need any help fae god she's got me :P ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[GREENGRASS]

 

My wife disnae need any help fae god she's got me :P ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

 

 

 

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