The Greek and the Scotsman

[DOVEScot]

A Greek and a Scotsman were sitting in a Starbuck's cafe one day discussing who had the superior culture.

Over triple lattes the Greek guy says, 'Well, we Greeks built the Parthenon,' arching his eyebrows.

The Scotsman then replies, 'Well... it was the Scots that discovered the Summer and Winter Solstices.'

The Greek retorts, 'We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics.'

The Scotsman, nodding in agreement, says, 'Scots were the ones who built the first timepieces and calendars.'

And so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion.

With a flourish of finality he says, 'The Greeks were the ones who invented great sex!'

The Scotsman replies, 'Indeed, that is true, but it was we Scots who introduced it to women.'

 

 

                          

 

 

[pigeonpete]

A Greek and a Scotsman were sitting in a Starbuck's cafe one day discussing who had the superior culture.

Over triple lattes the Greek guy says, 'Well, we Greeks built the Parthenon,' arching his eyebrows.

The Scotsman then replies, 'Well... it was the Scots that discovered the Summer and Winter Solstices.'

The Greek retorts, 'We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics.'

The Scotsman, nodding in agreement, says, 'Scots were the ones who built the first timepieces and calendars.'

And so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion.

With a flourish of finality he says, 'The Greeks were the ones who invented great sex!'

The Scotsman replies, 'Indeed, that is true, but it was we Scots who introduced it to women.'

 

 

                          

 

 

were you the scots man in the cafe dunc? lol  ;D

 

 

[DOVEScot]

 

were you the scots man in the cafe dunc? lol  ;D

 

 

Aye but dinnae tell Chick

[Roland]

Aye, may well be true, as it was the Spartans (Men of course) that form the close alliance and bonding by having sex with one another.   ;D ;D

[DOVEScot]

Aye, may well be true, as it was the Spartans (Men of course) that form the close alliance and bonding by having sex with one another.   ;D ;D

 

I am glad we never done any bonding at Blackpool Roland

[Roland]

;D ;D ;D

Mind it's no blumming wonder them Spartans could fight eh! Enough to make any one fight lol.

[DOVEScot]

;D ;D ;D

Mind it's no blumming wonder them Spartans could fight eh! Enough to make any one fight lol.

 

Take the term bringing up the rear to a whole new meaning ;D