XMAS NIGHT OOT

[ALF]

It was oor Xmas night oot in the work last night so 10 of us headed into Glasgow for a pub crawl ( We were meant to be going to see "Tigers on vaseline" ) who are a david Bowie tribute band but 5 of us decided we didnae want to watch him and went to another few pubs as you do ;) :o ;D ;D ;D but when we got back to the Monty pub in East Kilbride 1 of my mates wifes phoned me at 20 past 12 to say her man had just cone in with a burst mooth and nose and a bruised coupon and said i got into a bit of bother and he was backing me up ??) ??) ??) ??)  The thing is i was in the good books all night and the nugget had fell flat on his face when he left the pub at night steaming and tried to say it was ma fault ??) ??) ??) ??) ??) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

 

Wait till i see the banger in work the morra morning :X :X :( ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[Guest stb-]

his name wasny kelly per chance  ;D

[ALF]

his name wasny kelly per chance  ;D

 

Naw he wasnae letting any aff although he was wasted by the end of the night ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[BLACK W F]

may be she thought you farted again and the stink

knocked him on his ass   pmsl