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a teacher gave all the children a packet of flavoured coloured polo sweets.

 

The children began to identify the flavours by their color:

Red......................Cherry

Yellow...................Lemon

Green...................Lime

Orange ...............Orange

 

Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers.

None of the children could identify the taste.

The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your

Mother may sometimes call your father.'

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled,

'Oh my God! They're *expletive removed*-holes!

 

 

The teacher had to leave the room.

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