Ode To a Fert. by Robert Burns.

[DOVEScot]

Ode To a Fert. by Robert Burns.

 

Oh! What a sleekit horrible beastie.

lurks in ya belly after a feastie.

Nae matter whit yi try an dae,

a body's gonna hiv to pay.

Even if ye try to stifle,

its like a bullet oot'a rifle.

Haud yer bum tight to the chair,

to try an stop the leakin' air.

Shoogle yersel fae cheek te cheek,

an pray to God it does nae leak.

Oot it comes like a clap o' thunder,

and ricochets aboot the room,

mighty like a sonic boom.

God aw michty, it fairly reeks,

I hope I have nae sh** me breeks !

 

[ALF]

Got that in a text last week   Cracker ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)

[dwh]

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[Guest stb-]

Thats Stinks DUNCAN :X ??) ??) ??)

[hotrod]

quality as usual duncan.

[Guest WINGS 04]

The Joyful Widower

 

I married with a scolding wife

The14th of november;

She mand me wery of my life,

By one unruly member.

Long did i bare the heavy yoke;

and many griefs attended;

but to my cofort be it spoke,

now, her life is ended.

 

 

we liv;d full one and twenty years,

a man and wife together;

at length from me her course she steer'd,

and gone i know not wither.

would i could guessi do profess,

i speak and do not flatter,

of all the women in the world,

i never would come at her.

 

her body is bestowed well,

a handsome grave does hibe her;

but sure her soul is not in hell,

the deil would ne'er abide her.

i rather think she is aloft,

and imitating thuneder,

for why,-methinks i hear her voice

tearing the clouds asunder.

[Guest bigda]

well done rab and rabbie

[DOVEScot]

Got that in a text last week   Cracker ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)

 

I will let one off will get one on before you have seen it yet Alf