Confessions

[Roland]

A guy goes into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church.

 

He pulls aside the curtain, enters and sits down.

There's a fully equipped bar with crystal glasses, the best wine, Guinness on tap, cigars and

liqueur chocolates nearby, and on the wall a fine photographic display of buxom ladies, who appear to have mislaid their garments. He hears a priest come in:

 

"Father, forgive me for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession and I must admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be".

 

To which the priest replies..."Get out, you idiot. You're on my side".

[lenton1163]

very funny

[lvlasked]

nice made me smile