Mondays Joke

[sapper756]

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. The next week the man realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5.00 am for an early morning business flight to Chicago. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence, he finally wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5.00 am."

The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9.00am, and that he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't woken him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed ... it said... "It is 5.00am; wake up." http://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/laugh.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/laugh.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif

[DOVEScot]

Is that one from school Brian

[sapper756]

Is that one from school Brian http://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif

 

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Lets see wot u,ve got

[DOVEScot]

A Sheikh's son goes to Germany for study.

A month later , he sends a letter to his dad saying:

 

" Berlin is wonderful , people are nice and I really like it here , but I'm a bit ashamed

to arrive to school with my gold Mercedes when all my teachers travel by train."

 

Sometime later he gets a letter from his dad with a ten million dollar cheque saying:

 

" Stop embarrassing us , go and get yourself a train too.. "

[sapper756]

A Sheikh's son goes to Germany for study.

A month later , he sends a letter to his dad saying:

 

" Berlin is wonderful , people are nice and I really like it here , but I'm a bit ashamed

to arrive to school with my gold Mercedes when all my teachers travel by train."

 

Sometime later he gets a letter from his dad with a ten million dollar cheque saying:

 

" Stop embarrassing us , go and get yourself a train too.. "

 

 

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[sapper756]

Spell Checker

I halve a spelling checker,

It came with my pea see.

It plainly marks four my revue

Mistakes I dew knot sea.

 

Eye strike a key and type a word

And weight four it two say

Weather eye am wrong oar write

It shows me strait aweigh.

 

As soon as a mist ache is maid

It nose bee fore two long

And eye can put the era rite

Its rarely ever wrong.

 

I've scent this massage threw it,

And I'm shore your pleased too no

Its letter prefect in every weigh;

My checker tolled me sew.

 

 

[JohnQuinn]

Reminds me of more than one guy on here

[Roland]

Leave Chris out of it lol