More Of The Church

[Roland]

The following have all appeared in church magazines so let us thank God for church ladies with typewriters.

 

 

 

 

 

Next weekend's Fasting & Prayer Conference in Whitby includes all meals.

 

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Sunday morning sermon: 'Jesus Walks on the Water'

 

Sunday evening sermon: 'Searching for Jesus.'

 

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Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.

 

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Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community.

 

Smile at someone who is hard to love.

 

Say 'Hell' to someone who doesn't care much about you.

 

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Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.

 

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Miss Charlene Mason sang 'I will not pass this way again,' giving obvious pleasure to the congregation .

 

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For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

 

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Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.

 

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Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.

 

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At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be 'What Is Hell?' Come early and listen to our choir practice

 

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Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.

 

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Scouts are saving aluminium cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.

 

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Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.

 

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The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility.

 

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Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to follow.

 

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The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.

 

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This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.

 

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The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the Congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.

 

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Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.

 

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The school drama group will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church hall on Friday at 7 PM. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.

 

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Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.

[Tony C]