For the Ladies, why are Pigeons better than men

[Guest]

1.   They don't pee all over the bathroom floor and all over the toilet.

 

2.   They always come in on time for meals and don't pull their faces as to what they are given.

 

3.    The don't snore.

 

3.    They don't fart.

 

4.    They haven't learned how to use a TV remote control.

 

5.    If they stay out all night, they don't give you wild excuses.

[REDCHEQHEN]

1.   They don't pee all over the bathroom floor and all over the toilet.

 

I think I prefer  standing in the wet with bare feet than in solids though .........!!! Sorry................ ;D

[Guest TAMMY_1]

YOU CANT BE SEXIST AND CLAIM SOMETHING IS ONLY FOR LADIES

YOU BOTH MUST BE MARRIED TO VERY DIRTY MEN!!!!!!!!

[Peckedhen]

ROTFLMAO ;D ;D

 

Tonight my 'other half' came out to the loft and said, "The bell has gone on the oven......

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Come on, I don't want another burnt meal!  Who do you love best, me or those birds?.......No, don't answer that!"  

 

I didn't! ;D ;D ;D ;D :

[bewted]

the pigeon bug has bitten hard then pecky?

[Guest speckled]

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D lol im keeping quiet on this one lol ;D ;D lmao ,for a change lol linda that was a good quote, but lol better the droppings firm ;D ;D ;D than the wet,  to clean,;D ;D ;D. ;D ;D ;D lmao Speck "Don" the tissuie man? where are you.

[REDCHEQHEN]

YOU CANT BE SEXIST AND CLAIM SOMETHING IS ONLY FOR LADIES

YOU BOTH MUST BE MARRIED TO VERY DIRTY MEN!!!!!!!!

 

 

OK then - pigeons can hit the landing board........... ;D

[DRIES]

pigeons are honest, not like men .you can always tell when a man is telling a lie his lips move

[Guest]

Love that one dries

[Guest]

Pigeons don't throw all sorts of crap in the supermarket shopping trolley

[Guest]

2 X 24 PACKS OF TENNENTS LAGER FOR £16 OUT OF ASDA  WHATS WRONG WITH THAT LOL  ;D ;D ;D

[REDCHEQHEN]

Pigeons don't throw all sorts of crap in the supermarket shopping trolley

 

Hyacinth I think my husband is related to yours..

[Guest]

                      now rose you mean trolleys ;D ;D ;D ;D

[REDCHEQHEN]

2 X 24 PACKS OF TENNENTS LAGER FOR £16 OUT OF ASDA  WHATS WRONG WITH THAT LOL  ;D ;D ;D

 

Sorry to diverse - I don't shop in Asda, is that really all they cost ? 48 cans for £16 ?

 

(I'll get him off the Guinness -  £1 a can...!   )

 

;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D

[Guest]

Steve is allergic to alcohol (poor bugger) but he makes up with it by loading the trolley with all sorts of snacks, chocolates and Jerky lol

[REDCHEQHEN]

Yeh, mine likes all that crap too, and Guinness and bloody Oysters at 49p each - but you do save money if you buy a dozen....he points out

[Guest]

Send you Hubby to Washington State, you can get a big sack of Oysters for $25  about 14 quid

[REDCHEQHEN]

I'd love to ................................................lol   ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D

[peterpau]

You'd have nothing to do without us. You all must love us very much. LOL

Hey Hyacinth I am also allergic to alcohol, it realy affects my knees then I fall over.

[Guest]

Mine too Peter, came home in a bucket last Friday night

 

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[DRIES]

IF YOU COULD ONLY TRAIN A MAN TO BE THIS GOOD

[DRIES]

MEN IN A TOILET

[DRIES]

MEN ON THE BEER