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Guest TAMMY_1
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Remember lads leave you brains at home put you money in you pocket do not speak POLITICS fit your dancing shoes  and all have a CRACKING GOOD night.

Cheers

Ian

 

ALF SAYS I DONT TO BRING ANY MONEY

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Guest TAMMY_1
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Ah but if KAREN's there he will do what he is told ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)

 

KAREN ISNAE GOING, HAS GENERALLY BEEN A MALE ONLY NIGHT    ;)  ;)

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KAREN ISNAE GOING, HAS GENERALLY BEEN A MALE ONLY NIGHT    ;)  ;)

 

and its backs to the wall

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KAREN ISNAE GOING, HAS GENERALLY BEEN A MALE ONLY NIGHT    ;)  ;)

 

WHAT YOU GOING FOR THEN YA BIG JESSIE??? :P :P :P ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Guest TAMMY_1
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WHAT YOU GOING FOR THEN YA BIG JESSIE??? :P :P :P ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

 

 

IM NO, I HAVE CHANGED MY MIND, TAKE A CAMERA AND TAKE SOME PHOTOS FOR ME AND GIE WEE NORMAN ALL THEY DISCS AND THINGS FOR ME  ;)

 

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ALF SAY HELLO TO VINCY FOR ME I AM UP TOMMORROW FOR A CHRISTENING IN CADZOW MINERS

HAVE A GOOD NIGHT

 

WILL DO TAM ;) YOUR UP HERE THE MORRA AND I'M DOWN AT DONCASTER THE MORRA ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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IM NO, I HAVE CHANGED MY MIND, TAKE A CAMERA AND TAKE SOME PHOTOS FOR ME AND GIE WEE NORMAN ALL THEY DISCS AND THINGS FOR ME  ;)

 

AWAY AN BILE YER HEID :P :P :P :P :P ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Guest TAMMY_1
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WILL DO TAM ;) YOUR UP HERE THE MORRA AND I'M DOWN AT DONCASTER THE MORRA ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

 

HES A LUCKY MAN THEN

Guest WINGS 04
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I HAD A GOOD NIGHT MUCH BETTER THAN LAST YEAR WELLDONE TO ALL THE PPL WHO PUT THIS TO GETHER  

Guest TAMMY_1
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I HAD A GOOD NIGHT MUCH BETTER THAN LAST YEAR WELLDONE TO ALL THE PPL WHO PUT THIS TO GETHER  

 

im surprised you can remember any of it the nick you were in

 

Have to admit first time i have been and it was a great night , well organised and a complete sell out, all the politics were forgotten, what an array of trophies were on display and some wonderful performances were read out, this is what pigeon racing is all about, coming together after what has been a difficult year in Lanarkshire.A complete sell out ensured a good night , an excellent three course meal was on offer and the food was exceptional, The after dinner speaker was Ian Semple from Carluke , a horse trainer by trade but some of his jokes were really good and after him there was a comedian who was also quite funny , some of his jokes were dated but good, he must have had a bad night sometime in Aberdeen because because he reallly gave them some stick, but a super night all in all.

 

THE ONLY DOWNSIDE WAS THE EMBARASSMENT OF ALF WHO WAS PRACTICALLLY BEGGING YOUNG BIRDS OFF EVERYBODY HE SPOKE TO, ,MATT STEVENSON IS TAKING A RESTRAINING ORDER OUT AGAINST HIM TO GET SOME PEACE AND IF YOU THINK IT COULD NOT GET ANY WORSE WELL HAVE NEVER BEEN OUT DRINKING WITH ANYBODY WHO CONTINUALLY HAS TO REPORT HOME AFTER ELEVEN PM, EVERY TEN MINUTES HIS PHONE WOULD GO , WHERE ARE YOU ALF, WHEN WILL YOU BE HOME ALF, WHO YOU WITH ALF, NAE WONDER HIS FACE WAS RED EVERYTIME THE PHONE WENT AND AS THE NIGHT WAS ENDING ME AND SAMMY WERE WAITING FOR HIM TO COME BACK OUT THE TOILET, TWO MINUTES HE SAID, AFTER FIFTEEN SAMMY WENT TO LOOK FOR HIM , ON THE PHONE AGAIN TO KAREN NEAR BEGGING HER NOT TO LOCK HIM OUT , SAMMY AND I HAD TO GO WE HAD SEEN ENOUGH,   TORRANCE   YOU ARE A DISGRACE IF THERE WAS A PRIZE FOR MOOCHER AND HEN PECKED MAN OF THE YEAR YOU WOULD BE THE GOLD CUP WINNER, YA BIG FAIRY YOU

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GREAT NIGHT AND GOOD TO MEET SAMMY AND WINGS AND THAT ***** GARVIE ;):P :P ;D ;D ;D TAMMY ALSO SHAMED HOMER INTO BUYING US A DRINK ( YOU'VE JUST NAE SHAME TAMMY) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D THANKS FOR THE PINT ALEX ;) ;D ;D ;D WE HAD IAN SEMPLE (THE HORSE TRAINER) AS GUEST SPEAKER AND HIS PATTER WAS BRILLIANT  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ANYWAY ROLL ON NEXT YEAR CANNAE WAIT

Guest TAMMY_1
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DONT KNOW ABOUT THAT YOU'LL NEED TO ASK DAVID BAILEY ;) ;) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

 

NEVER SAW HIM THERE ;D THOT YOU WERE GOING AWAY AT SIX YU DRUNK YOU

Guest TAMMY_1
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  DID WE GET ANY PHOTOS OF YOU BUYING THE BEER ALF

 

NAW BUT GOT A PHOTO OF HIM DRINKIN PLENTY :D

Guest TAMMY_1
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AM JUST ABOUT TO LEAVE ;):P :P ;D ;D ;D

 

FIRST UGLY MAN IS ALF AND SECOND FLOP IS SAMMY UNDER PRESSURE AT TEN OCLOCK SO I DIDNAE WANT TO POST ONE OF HIM AT TWELVE

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