what have you got to swap

[Guest]

I have a lump of nothing for sale. Cost would be £325 plus carriage and packing. It is the best lump of nothing that anyone could ever want. It was given to me by my ex-wife as part of our divorce settlement so as you can see, it is treasured!

You can't do anything with it, you can't see it, hold it, smell it, or hear it. It just sits there, doing nowt! It is quite an interesting focal point at parties though! Especially when you tell people its background!

So, FOR SALE, ONE LUMP OF NOTHING! Please pm Tammy if you are interested, as he is my selling agent!  ;D

[Guest TAMMY_1]

I have a lump of nothing for sale. Cost would be £325 plus carriage and packing. It is the best lump of nothing that anyone could ever want. It was given to me by my ex-wife as part of our divorce settlement so as you can see, it is treasured!

You can't do anything with it, you can't see it, hold it, smell it, or hear it. It just sits there, doing nowt! It is quite an interesting focal point at parties though! Especially when you tell people its background!

So, FOR SALE, ONE LUMP OF NOTHING! Please pm Tammy if you are interested, as he is my selling agent!  ;D

 

Thanks for that Davey, do i get a cut  ;D ;D ;D

[FOXY]

 

Thanks for that Davey, do i get a cut  ;D ;D ;D

 

No  ;D

[Guest TAMMY_1]

 

No  ;D

 

aye agents fees are 10%  ;D ;D

[Guest]

Have tried to upload a photo, but have had no success! The lump of nothing is portable, and more interestingly, unbreakable! You can carry it around in your pocket if you wish! Should you lose it, i would replace it free of charge, so it comes with a lifetime guarantee, as long as i'm alive, i will replace it free of charge!  ;D I have several units to off load, so as stated, please pm Tammy with your interest.

 

Yes Tam, you get a cut of the sales figures!  ;D

[Guest TAMMY_1]

Have tried to upload a photo, but have had no success! The lump of nothing is portable, and more interestingly, unbreakable! You can carry it around in your pocket if you wish! Should you lose it, i would replace it free of charge, so it comes with a lifetime guarantee, as long as i'm alive, i will replace it free of charge!  ;D I have several units to off load, so as stated, please pm Tammy with your interest.

 

Yes Tam, you get a cut of the sales figures!  ;D

 

A willnae book a holiday just yet then  ;D ;D ;D

[Guest]

;D ;D Aye, stay by the computer Tam, i'm expecting a rush!  ;D

I heard a whisper that Dovescote and Chickadee were going to purchase a few for the letter writing feather complainant, just to show there are no hard feelings! Also, Geordie wants one for their lass, and Dark Chequer is apparently interested in a couple for when she moves North! Keep me informed of the sales progress please mate!  ;D

[Guest TAMMY_1]

;D ;D Aye, stay by the computer Tam, i'm expecting a rush!  ;D

I heard a whisper that Dovescote and Chickadee were going to purchase a few for the letter writing feather complainant, just to show there are no hard feelings! Also, Geordie wants one for their lass, and Dark Chequer is apparently interested in a couple for when she moves North! Keep me informed of the sales progress please mate!  ;D

 

Don't hold your breath Davey waiting on a phone call  ;D

[sapper756]

I have a lump of nothing for sale. Cost would be £325 plus carriage and packing. It is the best lump of nothing that anyone could ever want. It was given to me by my ex-wife as part of our divorce settlement so as you can see, it is treasured!

You can't do anything with it, you can't see it, hold it, smell it, or hear it. It just sits there, doing nowt! It is quite an interesting focal point at parties though! Especially when you tell people its background!

So, FOR SALE, ONE LUMP OF NOTHING! Please pm Tammy if you are interested, as he is my selling agent!  ;D

 

GOT ANY PHOTOS???? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[Guest TAMMY_1]

 

GOT ANY PHOTOS???? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

 

AYE HERES THE WAN HE SENT ME , CAN YOU SEE IT BELOW   ;D

 

 

 

[Guest]

I have two photos, but can't attach them! Don't worry, there are plenty units to go around. My ex left me plenty stock of this product, in fact, thats all she left me!  ;D   8)

[Guest]

dear davey and tammy, i very interested in this lump of nothing, will it go with any colour ?as ive a cream front room, but would also like to put in my bedroom which is a much darker cream with pine? dos it have a hook so i can hang it up? as i dont want to trip over it, i may have to sue you if i injure myself on your lump of nothing, do you deliver? and how much  is this lump of nothing? i heard sammy has a lump of nothing, but he keeps his in his loft,

[Guest]

Hi Amanda,

This product matches any colour, and it is non-slip, non-hazardous to the environment, and you cannot trip over it! I can deliver these to you in person, and if you order enough, i won't charge carriage! Plus, i will give you a discount on large quantities! This is by far the best lump of nothing in the world. If Sammy has one in his loft, it is a copy, and not the real McCoy, as i have not sold any as yet. Therefore, this offer is unique. Satisfaction in nothing is guaranteed. No money back guarantee aswell! If you are interested, Tam's the man!

[Guest Greig the doo Drysdale]

 

how can you have a bag of feathers, thought they were in your neighbours garden?

 

good 1 pmsl

[chickadee]

 

a want a share of any royalties for giving u the idea

 

I'll give you the first quilt Tammy, can't get any fairer than that. ;D ;D

[DOVEScot]

 

throw them over the fence  

 

THERES NAE FENCES TO THROW THEM OVER, ANYWAY CHICKADEE IS NOW ON PICKUP DUTIES

OUR WEE ROBINS ETC HAVE THE BEST LINED NESTS......THIS YEAR   ;)

[Guest TAMMY_1]

 

I'll give you the first quilt Tammy, can't get any fairer than that. ;D ;D

 

aye thats a deal  ;D

[Guest TAMMY_1]

 

THERES NAE FENCES TO THROW THEM OVER, ANYWAY CHICKADEE IS NOW ON PICKUP DUTIES

OUR WEE ROBINS ETC HAVE THE BEST LINED NESTS......THIS YEAR   ;)

 

WELL I DID HEAR SHE WAS ALWAYS TRYING TO PICK UP SOMETHING ANYWAY ;D

[DOVEScot]

 

WELL I DID HEAR SHE WAS ALWAYS TRYING TO PICK UP SOMETHING ANYWAY ;D

 

As long as it's no "SOMEONE" she is trying to pick up ;D ;D ;D unless they have fallen or down of course ;)

[snowy]

ive got a PURE WHITE LOGAN

feather

[Guest]

I have a lump of nothing for sale. Cost would be £325 plus carriage and packing. It is the best lump of nothing that anyone could ever want. It was given to me by my ex-wife as part of our divorce settlement so as you can see, it is treasured!

You can't do anything with it, you can't see it, hold it, smell it, or hear it. It just sits there, doing nowt! It is quite an interesting focal point at parties though! Especially when you tell people its background!

So, FOR SALE, ONE LUMP OF NOTHING! Please pm Tammy if you are interested, as he is my selling agent!  ;D

 

Isn't that your average male?,you won't have much luck selling them,most women already have 1 and they aren't much use to them ;D ;D ;D

[Guest]

 

Isn't that your average male?,you won't have much luck selling them,most women already have 1 and they aren't much use to them ;D ;D ;D

 

PMSL  ;D I'll have you know i'm more than average!  ;D

[Guest TAMMY_1]

 

PMSL  ;D I'll have you know i'm more than average!  ;D

 

well a statement like that davey will have the women scrambling to get at you  ;D

[Guest]

well a statement like that davey will have the women scrambling to get at you  

 

;D I know Tammy!   8)

 

Still no takers on the lumps of nothing for Sale!  

[Guest TAMMY_1]

well a statement like that davey will have the women scrambling to get at you  

 

;D I know Tammy!   8)

 

Still no takers on the lumps of nothing for Sale!  

 

THREE CHEQUES ARE IN THE POST DAVEY FROM THESE THREE MONKEYS, SORRY CUSTOMERS  ;D ;D ;D