Colonoscopy

[greenlands]

Colonoscopy
All the organs of the body were having a meeting
Trying to decide who was the one in charge.
I should  be in charge," said the brain, "Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen."
"I should be in charge," said the  blood, "Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away."
"I should be in charge," said the  stomach," Because I process food and give all of you energy."
I should  be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."
I should  be in charge," said the eyes, "Because I allow the body to see where it goes."
I should  be in charge," said the rectum, "Because I'm responsible for waste removal."
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum 
And insulted him,
So in a huff, he shut down tight. 
Within a few days, the brain  had a terrible headache
The stomach  was bloated,
The legs got wobbly,
The eyes  got watery,
And the blood  was toxic.
They all decided that the rectum should be the boss
The Moral of the story?
Even though the others do all the work.. 
The ass hole is usually in charge