ChrisMaidment08 Posted November 14, 2008 Report Posted November 14, 2008 tskyes youer shouting again chill but i agree mate fully
tippler1 Posted November 14, 2008 Report Posted November 14, 2008 can i just say red feels bad as it is just let it rest for now red walk away have a drink then come back see what criss says m8 you should be ok
maverick Posted November 14, 2008 Report Posted November 14, 2008 sorry to you lad i didnt no that dovescott was broken down if dovescott dont want it then ill GIVE you the £100.1 sorry kid good on you smudger, lad was only trying to be nice to everyone
ChrisMaidment08 Posted November 14, 2008 Report Posted November 14, 2008 right lads in fairness all round smudger offer is 100quid mine was 80 1p if all agreeable this is held till numty comes back on and see if he wants to bid
Guest smudger1964 Posted November 14, 2008 Report Posted November 14, 2008 wats going on with the bird and bids do you sill want to take my £100.1
maverick Posted November 14, 2008 Report Posted November 14, 2008 dovescot is getting a tow home so should not be to long but my guess is all his money will be paying to get the van sorted lol
ChrisMaidment08 Posted November 14, 2008 Report Posted November 14, 2008 well im sure dove would not want this to turn so im out dove is out by default smudger is highest bidder so red in realistic terms he won so sale over
tippler1 Posted November 14, 2008 Report Posted November 14, 2008 well done to all and thanks for the fun along the way lol
Guest Grasshopper Lofts Posted November 14, 2008 Report Posted November 14, 2008 one of the best threads we have had in a long while well done guys ;D ;D
maverick Posted November 14, 2008 Report Posted November 14, 2008 The drinks are on red at blackpool now lol
ChrisMaidment08 Posted November 14, 2008 Report Posted November 14, 2008 think he maybe gone off :-/ :-/ :-/
Fair Play Posted November 14, 2008 Report Posted November 14, 2008 For a lie down I suspect don't think any of us could have forecast the end result - Thanks for a few enjoyable few days - now you can get all the cushions back on your couches and chairs
steve Posted November 14, 2008 Report Posted November 14, 2008 excellent thread guys and one of few threads that that stayed on the start topic well done to all who took part great to watch shame about doves
ChrisMaidment08 Posted November 14, 2008 Report Posted November 14, 2008 For a lie down I suspect don't think any of us could have forecast the end result - Thanks for a few enjoyable few days - now you can get all the cushions back on your couches and chairs in doves case carpets as well smudger well done he is young lad and im sure he meant no harm
ChrisMaidment08 Posted November 14, 2008 Report Posted November 14, 2008 and i just realised i beat the skirt wearing gnome :P ;D ;D ;D
DOVEScot Posted November 14, 2008 Report Posted November 14, 2008 and i just realised i beat the skirt wearing gnome :P ;D ;D ;D Well done Chris, even though you paid Chickadee to scupper ma bidding ya Welsh git, and I thought you were my fwend But I am not BITTER 8) Please read, there are a lot of lessons to be learned I'm back after taking Kim to a night out in Penicuik, stopped for a fish supper appetizer and while driving home I started to get a rumble in the belly, I pulled into the Forth road bridge filling station, I had to make haste to the toilets and asked my then beloved to put £20 worth in, we have had Diesels for as long as I can remember but for some strange reason still then beloved Chickadee put £20 of unleaded in. The van stalled right at the start of the forth road bridge and I asked the then still beloved if she had put the right fuel in. My then still beloved Chickadee realised what she had done started to get quite upset also the Dumbo's and twats than parked behind who had never seen a broken down motor in their life's did not not have the sense to drive around the big silver van with its hazards on. I informed the RAC of the situation and was awarded priority service. My rumbles started again and I had to run across five lanes of traffic to the nearest toilet only to be met by a Hitler style bridge attendant who was not for letting me in. When I stated the obvious and told him it was either mess my pants or do it in the bush at the side of his office he relented. On returning to the van I seen this RAC man shaking his head at my ex beloved Chickadee, not a good sign, he had informed us that as we had technically not broken down he could not help us, I stayed calm as usual mainly because I had enough rumblings going on, I informed the little smug *expletive removed* that in 25 years as a member I cannot mind the last time I used them and I wanted to speak to someone as I was not at all happy, He said he can tow me no more than 10 miles on a draw bar and as there were no garages open within that radius and as I was not technically broken down he could not run us home either despite having the highest RAC cover possible. So what was the alternative, he could take us us home under a private tow for £150 or call out a 24 hour mechanic to drain the system for about £150 so the choice was mine, so I told him to tow me ten miles along the A92 and just leave me and I would sort the rest myself, he managed to get me 11.2 miles according to his Sat Nav to the bright lights of Lochgelly and left me there, I got one of my many friends to tow me to my mates garage in Kirkcaldy and then run me home :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( So beware of what the RAC do for you and what lengths some woman will go to in order that you don't waist your money bidding on pigeons :(
ChrisMaidment08 Posted November 15, 2008 Report Posted November 15, 2008 awwwwwww love her even to the last thinking of me but smudger pulled flanker on both of us and i never saw that coming but never mind thats life i will wait till you bid on another
DOVEScot Posted November 15, 2008 Report Posted November 15, 2008 I am genuinely sorry for not being here at the time the auction ended, when I phoned Cabin Boy aka Lewis I thought the RAC would just hook me up and take me home but it did not work out that way, pity about the mix ups as it was mainly a bit of fun and rivalry between me and Maidmental and we agreed if anyone came in and bid above us before the auction ended then young Ben would benefit It is up to Ben to sort out the mix ups, bearing in mind he is only 15/16, he is a really nice young lad who has probably learned a lot from tonight. So it will be Ben Doon while I kick your *expletive removed* the next time I see you ;D ;D ;D Good luck it will be a well remembered pigeon who ever gets it All the best DOVEScot :K) :K) :K)
ChrisMaidment08 Posted November 15, 2008 Report Posted November 15, 2008 you are forgetting one bit mate i beat you ha ha [/size]
DOVEScot Posted November 15, 2008 Report Posted November 15, 2008 you are forgetting one bit mate i beat you ha ha [/size] Only because you were oot guisin last night and paid her to scupper ma bids :'( :'( :'(
Guest smudger1964 Posted November 15, 2008 Report Posted November 15, 2008 SILL AWAITING ON SALE OF BIRD DONT NO WHATS HAPPENIG
DOVEScot Posted November 15, 2008 Report Posted November 15, 2008 SILL AWAITING ON SALE OF BIRD DONT NO WHATS HAPPENIG Good luck to you if you won it, as I say sorry I missed the boat, maybe you should toss a coin for it, if me and Chris drew then that is what we would have done but as you know he bribed Chickadee to scupper ma bids Whatever Ben decides is fine by me, bearing in mind I didn't win :'( :'( :'( Thanks for the kind gesture of offering me the bird in the circumstances but it should be between you and that Cheating Welsh Git Maidmental
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