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No thats you, your the oldest, ;D ;D ;D ;D followed by Davey, ;D ;D ;D ;D dont try that auld chesnut, ;D ;D ;D ;D

Your the chairman of the club, followed by DJW as the president, ;D ;D ;D ;D

Ma pal will be on later, and see that am struggling for transport, hell no let me get up that early for the bus, and hell pick me up free of charge, thats what a call a pal, ;D ;D ;D ;D

Cheers mate, due yi wan, buy you a pint the morra when a see yi, if ma giro comes before a get the bus, if not ill let you buy me wan, ;D ;D ;D ;D

Get the bus at 07.10 ill be there for hawf wan, see you there, ;D ;D ;D ;D

Thats why you were top of the class, Dafty ;D ;D ;D ;D

There no in, away to the fireworks display, ;D ;D ;D ;D Ill be there though, if a get a lift,

Eye Alf, i had to toss the coin, he won, ;D ;D ;D ;D but Davey did say if Alf took no well, he would stand in, ;D ;D ;D ;D

Phone him fir me then, ma lines cut aff, could afford to pay the bill. ;D ;D ;D ;D

Yer no getting back, got a row aff the neighbours for inviting strangers to the hoose, they thought i was making the latest film, Daftys Gilore, ;D ;D ;D ;D

Aye aboot them, ;D ;D ;D ;D

Mr Fleming, not coming from you, ;D ;D ;D ;D

DJW makes up 2 and yir self num nuts, thats shree, correct, put yer socks and shoes back on now, ;D ;D ;D ;D

Ave got a bit of a saft hert for Daftys like them 2 Alan, wiz going to let them into the hoose, but the wife said no more daftys allowed in here the night, ;D ;D ;D ;D

Hes in the puff wi me, ;D

A wid bum a lift aff any body Frank if they are passing through ma way, ill pay ma petrol,

Mind yer time fir yir ovaltine auld yin. ;D ;D ;D ;D A will be there, just checking the stagecoach time table,

Come through and pick me up then Frank, ;D ;D ;D ;D

Whats the best way to get there from Fife, :-/

No wanting to just get a couple of hours there, :-/

A wiz going to take a picture of them, but they would have broke the camera, or they were too fat to fit into the picture, so a didny bother, ;D ;D ;D ;D

It wiz 2 foreign coins a gave yi ya Dafty, ;D ;D ;D ;D

Just had 2 lads at the door looking for money for there Friday night drink, they must be at least 10, the 2 of them looked the spitting of Alf and DJW, so the lads got 2 quid and sent on there way, happy as larry they were, well be back nexy year MR, i said no problem wee Alf and Davey. ;D ;D ;D ;D

Many happy returns auld yin,

Your daft enough mate withoot taking the pills, ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D