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Evening Davey mate.

Andy di you recognise these people, make them welcome if they have swally,

Guid ti see yi taken part in the Disco mate, any problems, there is always plenty owe us here ti help you post yir songs,

This one is for ma Pal Billt.

You another trouble maker, Andy watch this wan, Hawf ate Sir,

Theres a pair at Kennoway quarry, theres a pair down at Bifab, theres a pair at the moss, theres a pair at the bridge, what feckin chance have the birds got.

Your on the door ya Trumpet, why do you need an invite,

Brian, thats only the wans found below the nest tae, A was watching it yesterday from the Daughters flat, scowering about the sheds doon there, nothing in site, gulls dive bombing it though,

A read it in the homing world mate, that will be the bestards who are roming aboot here the noo,

Thats nae probs mate, want any buffy pit but ti soak up the drink,

Ave Wagner standing by for you mate, nae worries there,

Thats all taken care of,

Doors open at halwf ate, so come along and join in for a couple of oors, great laugh. All welcome.

Aye so am a cause the amount owe drink a bought for others last year was well over budget, so its pay back time,

Weeks notice,

Wane like this would cert do the job for the fed.

Some cracking birds the wee man kept, this will be a guid sale not to be missed am sure. Hope theres a guid turn oot.

Maybe worth a few bob Lindsay, hope you get the info on them mate. A would have though JAM would have answered your query mate, hes in the same age group.

Am needing you ti correct me when ma spellings not right, A would be better getting King Billy ti help me than you. GIRUY.

Just been ti Argos ti buy something for the Daughters flat, delivery within 3-5 days, if the item bought wasnt dear enough, they took £8.95 delivery for it, because of the wight of it. I said to the cashier, there is always a sting in something, i told her, there better be the 2 of them carrying it, or i will be back down for the refund, she said they have had a few complaints about the delivery cost and only 1 person carrying it.

Yive nae payed for them wans,

Thats the same wan a use, it cost very little.

Well done to all, guid size owe class.

Welcome and enjoy the BANTER we have on here,