DOVEScot

Ye auld smoothie

Another classic from my school days

Yer getting a bit soppy sapper in yer auld age http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeNpHNGNGN4 I like this one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=barLaHrtvoM

Or even some Bart http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kfhd8-swEY

Two pairs are in nearby quaries and one pair is in the lomond hills and they are watched all the time

What about some Barry to liven up the mood http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKsVhyiISY8

I seen them live at the SECC and she was looking at me all night, the black mama wanted me big time LOL

This is one of my favourites and one I sing to Chickadee http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3ulUG5e_x8

AWWWW!!! shucks Doris Sapper our secret is oot http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8Ar9Q0Eru4&feature=related

I have managed to get back on the site so don't post pics that scare me off again

They haven't taken all the whites but as you say it was like KFP, they emptied the four dove cotes and so many we are down to one loft, not just the hawks or Percy but the crows as well. Carol is gutted as she has seen a few of her favourites disappear, I still have my 40 stock birds but the 40 young are down to four either off the roof or in training. I still have about 16 Birmingham rollers 3 Indian fantails and 3 giant runts and about 30 homers considering we had over 200 birds at one time We have three peregrine nests nearby now and sods law will increase that amount as they breed. Sparrow hawks seem to be endless as soon as you scare one away another appears

I never got started, almost totally wiped out by sparrow hawks around the loft and Percy while out training. We had two lofts and four dove cotes and now we are just down to one loft with stock birds and a few straight tails I have spoke to a few fanciers in the area and some are saying this is their last year

At least we all have an interesting and useful number now and its a a pity it wasn't sparrowhawks "I'd urge anyone who knows anything about this incident to contact our animal helpline on 03000 999 999."

Hey Pidge where did the white dove go, that's magic

Aye a fool if ye get it wrong

Cheers

Just put your cursor over the pics, daaa!!! Willy Jacobs by any chance

Well done Ian, what is the total now?

I think the one with the white pigeon was staged http://www.youtube.c...h?v=QBSn8p9toCI The fist one was a hawk enthusiast in my opinion http://www.youtube.c...h?v=O4jPGMSiaLk

I think that is a captive hawk as it is so tame, I posted this a while back, I don't think they purposely drown them Same with the magpie, it looks like it landed in the water trying to escape

Could you send me one please and the address for the office in Glasgow as i am getting nowhere applying for Glenrothes and Leslie club

No it is not Sapper's first computer Hint: picture was taken in 1956... It's a hard disk drive back in 1956... with 5MB of storage. In September 1956 IBM launched the 305 RAMAC, the first 'SUPER' computer with a hard disk drive (HDD). The HDD weighed over a ton and stored a 'whopping' 5 MB of data. Do you appreciate your 8 GB memory stick a little more now

Does that mean I have to ask Tammy as well

Tammy has just sent me some pics from his holiday in Mexico, I saw this one and reminded myself and a few others no doubt why they call him d!ck head :D Hey fat boy how is the diet going????

A man and his wife were spending the day at the zoo. She was wearing a loose fitting, pink dress, sleeveless with straps. He was wearing his usual jeans and T-shirt. As they walked through the ape exhibit, They passed in front of a large, silverback gorilla. Noticing the wife, the gorilla went crazy. He jumped on the bars, and holding on with one hand and 2 feet he grunted and pounded his chest with his free hand. He was obviously excited at the pretty lady in the pink Dress. The husband, noticing the excitement, thought this was funny. He suggested that his wife tease the poor fellow some more by puckering her lips and wiggling her bottom. She played along and the gorilla got even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead. Then the husband suggested that she let one of her Straps fall to show a little more skin. She did... And the gorilla was about to tear the bars down. "Now... Show your thighs and sort of fan your dress at him," he said. This drove the gorilla absolutely crazy, and he started doing flips. Then the husband grabbed his wife, ripped open the door to the cage, flung her in with the gorilla and slammed the cage door shut. "Now. Tell HIM you have a *expletive removed* headache."