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DOVEScot

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  1. Yes, at least you didnae cost as much as Pigeon Pete he gpot two traps and two ybs as a back hander ;)
  2. Cheers Grizzzzzzle
  3. Cheers Sapper, thanks for nagging you old man :)
  4. Cheers Clocky, how long is a bit rope? I just worry when it is long enough to hang me ;D ;D ;D Nothr wales novice added some smileys and it made the screen too long :)
  5. What do you mean on offer ;D ;D ;D
  6. High Andy I missed ewe two ;D ;D ;D
  7. High honey, I miss you :K) :K) :K)
  8. Thanks honey, and i would also like to thank Vallance and The Fifer for lifting my ban
  9. They must have changed it because there is no way the powder could crystallise it just tends to go lumpy, or you would have to really soak it :-/
  10. DOVEScot

    For Sale!

    Oh no not another fossil on the for sale section
  11. I'm off to make the soup, new thread "DOVEScot in the kitchen"
  12. And the same to you Phil and all your friends and family
  13. I had then tablets once ;D ;D ;D
  14. Naw, me and Valiant has a race hame from South Shields, I had to ease up as his passengers were getting a bit too white in the knuckles I am still waiting on ma summons to Derby shire :'(
  15. Limited ;D ;D ;D
  16. See, this is what starts trouble.......WOMEN :-/ :-/ :-/
  17. The site needs me
  18. 1977: Long hair 2008 : Longing for hair 1977: KEG 2008: ECG 1977: Acid rock 2008 : Acid reflux 1977: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor 2008: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor 1977: Seeds and stems 2008: Roughage 1977: Going to a new, hip joint 2008: Receiving a new hip joint [ ] 1977: Rolling Stones 2008: Kidney Stones 1977: Screw the system 2008: Upgrade the system 1977: Parents begging you to get your hair cut 2008: Children begging you to get their heads shaved 1977: Passing the drivers' test 2008: Passing the vision test 1977: Whatever 2008: Depends Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will certainly change things. The people who are starting university this year were born in 1992. They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up. Their lifetime has always included AIDS. Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic. The CD was introduced the 3 years before they were born. They have always had an answering machine They have always had cable. They cannot fathom not having a remote control. Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave. They never took a swim and thought about Jaws. They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are. They don't know who Mork was or where he was from. They do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea who J. R. even is. They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter. Do you feel old yet? Pass this on to the other old fogies on your list. Notice the larger type, that's for those of you who have trouble reading... It is good to have friends who know about these things and are still alive and kicking!!!!
  19. Aye merry Xmas to you both, could you remove mine as well STILL LOOKING
  20. STILL LOOKING
  21. Watching 100 white birds circle the houses and area first thing and see them all come back in as soon as Chickadee calls them
  22. Aye Chris, let that be a lesson to all them out there that think that money can buy you everything in life
  23. She does that, that's why I have no fear of losing her to all you chancers romancers :)
  24. A merry Xmas
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