DOVEScot

Please read, there are a lot of lessons to be learned I'm back after taking Kim to a night out in Penicuik, stopped for a fish supper appetizer and while driving home I started to get a rumble in the belly, I pulled into the Forth road bridge filling station, I had to make haste to the toilets and asked my then beloved to put £20 worth in, we have had Diesels for as long as I can remember but for some strange reason still then beloved Chickadee put £20 of unleaded in. The van stalled right at the start of the forth road bridge and I asked the then still beloved if she had put the right fuel in. My then still beloved Chickadee realised what she had done started to get quite upset also the Dumbo's and twats than parked behind who had never seen a broken down motor in their life's did not not have the sense to drive around the big silver van with its hazards on. I informed the RAC of the situation and was awarded priority service. My rumbles started again and I had to run across five lanes of traffic to the nearest toilet only to be met by a Hitler style bridge attendant who was not for letting me in. When I stated the obvious and told him it was either mess my pants or do it in the bush at the side of his office he relented. On returning to the van I seen this RAC man shaking his head at my ex beloved Chickadee, not a good sign, he had informed us that as we had technically not broken down he could not help us, I stayed calm as usual mainly because I had enough rumblings going on, I informed the little smug *expletive removed* that in 25 years as a member I cannot mind the last time I used them and I wanted to speak to someone as I was not at all happy, He said he can tow me no more than 10 miles on a draw bar and as there were no garages open within that radius and as I was not technically broken down he could not run us home either despite having the highest RAC cover possible. So what was the alternative, he could take us us home under a private tow for £150 or call out a 24 hour mechanic to drain the system for about £150 so the choice was mine, so I told him to tow me ten miles along the A92 and just leave me and I would sort the rest myself, he managed to get me 11.2 miles according to his Sat Nav to the bright lights of Lochgelly and left me there, I got one of my many friends to tow me to my mates garage in Kirkcaldy and then run me home :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( So beware of what the RAC do for you and what lengths some woman will go to in order that you don't waist your money bidding on pigeons :(

You could always bid on this one http://forum.pigeonbasics.com/m-1226235285/

Coxydean Farm

If you multiply the amount of pairs of peregrines by the 36 rings found, that one heck of a birds 1200 pairs according to this estimate and two thirds in Scotland http://www.wildlifeextra.com/go/news/falls_of_clyde-peregrines.html

Aye yours has a scaper blade on the other end ;D ;D ;D

Good thing about easybed and hemp core you can mix them, put Stalosan f through it, as it really does work and stops any smells especially ammonia also the bad bugs

If she knows that I am spending her Xmas money she will flip, I may be able to get the bird traded in for a loft hoover at Blackpool Stop letting people wind you up it is clouding your judgemental ;D ;D ;D £50.75 and a BIG ISSUE!!!!

Aye it would be even more if they never deleted half ma posts or if Chit Chat posts counted ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D We are all doing well thanks nice to see the golden oldies back on

They are the normal prepacked square bales, Easybed, £7 and Hempcore £8.60

How much do you want, I am going to Danderhall on Saturday

20p jump whal!!! your throat must be soar as well, are you sure you were out singing, I never got a sore wrist from singing AHHHHHHHHHHHH I see now how your wrist was sore, you had had me worried for a nanoo second $50.40 ya Busker

He will need a membership for the gym to carry all these coins, Chickadee doesnae let me have paper money :'( :'( :'(

It looks like Maidmental is still oot singing for coppers :) Or is it a no show

An Australian ventriloquist visiting Wales walks into a small village called Caldicots and sees a local sitting on his veranda patting his dog. He figures he'll have a little fun, so he says to Chris 'G'day, mind if I talk to your dog?' Chris: 'The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Aussie.' Ventriloquist: 'Hello dog, how's it going mate?' Dog: 'Yeah, doin' all right.' Chris: (look of extreme shock) Ventriloquist: 'Is this villager your owner?' (pointing at Chris) Dog: 'Yep.' Ventriloquist: 'How does he treat you?' Dog: 'Yeah, real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food And takes me to the lake once a week to play.' Chris: (look of utter disbelief) Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your horse?' Chis: 'Uh, the horse doesn't talk either... I think.' Ventriloquist: 'Hey horse, how's it going?' Horse: 'Cool.' Chris: (absolutely dumbfounded) Ventriloquist: 'Is this your owner?' (Pointing at Chris) Horse: 'Yep.' Ventriloquist: 'How does he treat you?' Horse: 'Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often and keeps me in the shed to protect me from the elements.' Chris: (total look of amazement) Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your sheep?' Chris: (in a panic) 'The sheep's a f*****' liar......!!'

Maybe you should listen to what you say sometimes "pot kettle black" You really are into slagging or patronising every other courier that is not willing to join your empire :-/

Try Lawrie I am sure his brother is giving up, also he has some good contacts

I only changed from sand in the aviary because we split it into three sections a slabbed it at the same time

I think this will be the norm until the tides settle and the waters calm, the good ships and captains will stay afloat and the rest will sink or head to the harbour for shelter ;D ;D ;D

Very true but they need us as much as we need them, you will find some do their fair share of moaning as well :-/ If they get it right then they deserve all the praise due to them, if they get it wrong as Amtrak did from time to time they deserve the criticism surely :-/

First Pigenpete and now Lightening McQeen, is this golden oldies week

Naw you need a woman like Chickadee ;D ;D ;D

Treat every bird you buy as a sick bird no matter where where you buy it from :-/