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  1. Nope, did not get one eitherhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/sad.gif
  2. sapper756

    A Wee Joke

    Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer when he hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted by a little Chinese man, clutching a clip board and yelling; 'You Sign! You sign!' Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts. Nelson is standing there in complete amazement, when the Chinese man starts to yell louder; 'You Sign! You sign!' Nelson says to him, 'Look, you've obviously got the wrong man', and shuts the door in his face. The next day he hears a knock at the door again. When he opens it, the little Chinese man is back with a huge truck of brake pads. He thrusts his clipboard under Nelson's nose, yelling; 'You sign! You sign!' Nelson is getting a bit hacked off by now, so he pushes the little Chinese man back, shouting; 'Look, go away! You've got the wrong man. I don't want them!' Then he slams the door in his face again. The following day, Nelson is resting, and late in the afternoon, he hears a knock on the door again. On opening the door, there is the same little Chinese man thrusting a clipboard under his nose, shouting; 'You sign! You sign!' Behind him are TWO very large trucks full of car parts. This time Nelson loses his temper completely, he picks up the little Man by his shirt front and yells at him: 'Look, I don't want these! Do you understand? You must have the wrong name! Who do you want to give these to?' The little Chinese man looks very puzzled, consults his clipboard, and says: (It's a beauty) (Wait for it) (Get your best Chinese accent ready) 'You not Nissan Main Deala????'
  3. Should have been 3-3 but the big lump Samaras missed a penaltyhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/sad.gif
  4. Was Rab Stewart the only member flying?http://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/sad.gif WELL DONE Mr Stewarthttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/wink.gif
  5. BLUE
  6. HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEVIN M8
  7. Weather for Fife 12°C | °FCurrent: Mostly Cloudy Wind: NE at 1 mph Humidity: 94% Mon http://www.google.co.uk/images/weather/chance_of_rain.gif 20°C | 10°C GOOD MORNING TO ALL PB MEMBERS
  8. HURRICANEhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/blink.gif
  9. WELL DONE WEE MANhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/wink.gif however, set your sites higher than the GERShttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/angry.gif
  10. ABERDEENhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/laugh.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/laugh.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif
  11. emigranthttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/blink.gif
  12. evadehttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/blink.gif
  13. escapehttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif
  14. what has brought this on Dunc?
  15. A WARM WELCOME TO; samw http://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_images/master/user_popup.pngJoined on Today, 17:09 PM LAN112 http://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_images/master/user_popup.png Joined on Today, 16:59 PM
  16. TRAPPERhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif
  17. sapper756

    Lib Line

    dinnae encourage himhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/sad.gif
  18. Leven H.S. 12 members
  19. sapper756

    Lib Line

    when I use to call the lib line, I got frustrated, the amount of times they quoted a time for next update, and when I phoned back , just the same messagehttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/sad.gif at least on the site you are kept well upto datehttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/wink.gif
  20. The Gunners take on the Hoops in the final game of the Emirates Cup this afternoon. MON THE HOOPS!!!
  21. repairhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/blink.gif
  22. TYRES
  23. waggonhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif
  24. feathers
  25. Cath Jarvis is no longer the secretary, here is the new secretaries number; E McCord 01738 840568http://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/wink.gif
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