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Don`t mess with us `oldies`................ Two businessmen in the centre of Kirkcaldy were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new shop... As yet, the shop wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up One said to the other "I bet any minute now some pensioner is going to walk by put their face to the window and ask what we're selling." No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious old woman walked to the window, had a peek, and in a soft voice asked, "What are you selling here?" One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling ass-holes." Without skipping a beat, the old dear said, “Must be doing well... Only two left."

Just had a visit from my club secretary as usual, for a Saturday morning, how ever this morning he has told me that one of our club members has informed him, he has now finished for good, due to constant BOP attacks on his birds. http://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0179-headbang.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0179-headbang.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0179-headbang.gif These predators are not only killing our birds, they are slowly killing our sport. IMO

we are getting regular visits down here in Leven also Dougie, I have been hit a couple of times http://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0179-headbang.gif

good news m8http://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/animatedpigeons.gif

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How are you feeling today andy m8?

GOOD MORNING BASICS MEMBERShttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/animatedpigeons.gif

Today in Fife Today | Tomorrow | 10 Day | Monthly | Seasonal Current Conditions http://i.uk.imwx.com/global/images/spacer.gifCurrent Timehttp://i.uk.imwx.com/global/images/93x93/26.png7°CFeels Like 3°C Cloudy Last Updated: 07:45 31 Mar (local time), 06:45 GMT Observation Station: Fife NessWind From North North East at 26 kmph Humidity 79% Pressure 1,021 mb Dew Point 3°C Visibility 16.1 km What's Next Palm SundayApril Fool's Day Today's Outlook http://i.uk.imwx.com/global/images/spacer.gifMoon Phases Today's Forecast http://i.uk.imwx.com/global/images/61x61/34.pngHigh 10° Sunrise: 06:42 Chance of Precip. 20% Mostly Sunny Tonight's Forecast http://i.uk.imwx.com/global/images/61x61/31.pngLow 2° Sunset: 19:48 Chance of Precip. 0% Clear

Many Happy Returns Ian http://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0123-party.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0123-party.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0123-party.gif

MEATLOAF

Another for the sick DJ TOM JONES

hope he feels better, soon. Lynard Skinner http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiB-MG49spw&feature=related

Petrov diagnosed with leukaemia http://img.skysports.com/12/03/660x350/Petrocv_2741847.jpg Aston Villa captain Stiliyan Petrov has been diagnosed with acute leukaemia, the Premier League club have announced. The condition was diagnosed following tests after the Bulgaria international, 32, developed a fever following last Saturday's defeat to Arsenal A statement from the club said: "We expect to learn more about Stiliyan's situation in due course and we have moved quickly to support him and his family. "During this time we ask that Stiliyan's privacy is placed ahead of all inquiries and trust that we will share information as we receive it. "Stiliyan is cherished by many and he will get from Villa every ounce of love and support that we have to help bring this to a positive conclusion." http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s320x320/427932_338107142912341_100001391741060_1021046_1491060902_n.jpg

Just found the wife dead in the washing machine. I'm absolutely gutted, but at least she died in comfort.http://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0136-giggle.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0136-giggle.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0136-giggle.gif

looking very good m8, will look even better when it has been paintedhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0137-clapping.gif

I am a true gentlemanhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0137-clapping.gif My wife and I walked past a swanky new restaurant last night "Did you smell that food, it smelt incredible?" she said Being the nice fellow I am, I thought : "Bugger it, I'll treat her!" So we walked past it again!http://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0136-giggle.gif

Fuel strike threat: 'Panic buying' at petrol stations http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/59377000/jpg/_59377377_jex_1364985_de27-1.jpgAerial footage showed long queues for fuel in New Malden, London Queues have formed at petrol stations as demand for fuel shot up after ministers called for people to top up in case of a tanker drivers' strike. Some garages ran dry but retailers said they were coping and normal deliveries would ensure supplies were replenished. Ministers have rejected retailer claims their advice caused "panic buying". Conciliation service Acas says it hopes talks will take place shortly after Monday, making Easter strikes unlikely, correspondents say. Some 90% of UK forecourts are supplied by the Unite union's 2,000 or so members, who are calling for minimum standards of working conditions and pay. Anticipating a strike they describe as "completely wrong", ministers had called for motorists to keep their cars "topped up" but urged people not to queue. On Thursday, Energy Secretary Ed Davey said people "just need to do the sensible thing... get a full tank of petrol, not a half-tank." HAVE YOU PANICKED?

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Today in Fife Today | Tomorrow | 10 Day | Monthly | Seasonal Current Conditions http://i.uk.imwx.com/global/images/spacer.gifCurrent Timehttp://i.uk.imwx.com/global/images/93x93/32.png8°CFeels Like 4°C Sunny Last Updated: 06:45 30 Mar (local time), 05:45 GMT Observation Station: Fife NessWind From West at 26 kmph Humidity 80% Pressure 1,024.38 mb Dew Point 5°C Visibility 16.1 km What's Next Palm SundayApril Fool's Day Today's Outlook http://i.uk.imwx.com/global/images/spacer.gifMoon Phases Today's Forecast http://i.uk.imwx.com/global/images/61x61/32.pngHigh 16° Sunrise: 06:45 Chance of Precip. 10% Sunny Tonight's Forecast http://i.uk.imwx.com/global/images/61x61/33.pngLow 6° Sunset: 19:46 Chance of Precip. 10% Mostly Clear

Aye, Stuarty Fyfeshttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0136-giggle.gif

looking good Dougie m8http://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0137-clapping.gif

WELCOME TO PIGEON BASICS alangee http://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/animatedpigeons.gif

The Pope is in Liverpool handing out miracles to the good and honest law abiding people first night SELL-OUT. first one up (little billy) he stands in front of the Pope tells him is name, Pope says how can I help you little billy says, can you help me whith my hearing. the Pope places his hands over billy's ears, says a prayer blesses him. How's your hearing now billy? billy said I don't know IT'S NOT TILL NEXT WEEKhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0136-giggle.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0136-giggle.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0136-giggle.gif

good morning peepshttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/animatedpigeons.gif