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THAT,LL LEARN YOU ;D ;D ;D ;D

IF YOU CAN GET THEM A WAY LEAVE A POP HOLE OPEN THATS WHAT I USED TO DO AND I WAS ON A PLOT ;D ;D ;D

YOUR THE ONE THATS CONFUSED SO CLARE SAYS ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D AND I PREFER FISH ;D ;D ;D ;D

UP YOURS AWAY TO MAKE SOME BONUS ;D ;D

AT £5 FOR 40 BIRDS BASKET THEM DROP THEM OFF HOME AND WAIT FOR THEM ITS A JOKE YOU COULD NOT EVEN GET 2 PINTS FOR THAT PLUS YOUR TIME ANY ONE THINKING THAT DEAR OFF HIS ROCKER GREAT DEAL IF YOU WHERE TO TOSS 3 TIMES A WEEK FOR £15 ITS PEANUTS DOOS TRAINED AND NO WORK SOME GUYS JUST WANT EVERY THING FOR NOWT DONT KNOW A GOOD THING UNTILL ITS GONE

FK MY GARDENS FULL OF LOFTS THE WIFES PATIO ONLY PLACE LEFT COULD BE HALF A DOZEN RABBIT HUTCHES DOON THE SIDE YET NO ROOM FOR GREENHOUSES ;D ;D ;D

CANT DO THAT TOO MANY SECRETS GIVEN AWAY ;D ;D ;D ;D

WHAT SHE SING TO YOU MARK YOU WEAR IT WELL ;D ;D ;D ;D

WHAT GUENESS USED TO DO A FEW OF THEM IN WHEN I WORKED NIGHTS ;D ;D ;D

I HEARD YOU WAS A FUNNY LITTLE FELLOW WEARS HIS SISTERS CLOTHES DONT KNOW WHAT TO CALL HIM BUT THINK HE IS ONE OF THOSE THATS WHY WIFES DRINK ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

I A BOTTLE LAST FOR YEARS ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

AWAY AND PLAY WITH YOUR CARPET CLEANERS ;D ;D ;D ;D

JD A WIFES DRINK ;D ;D ;D

THAT CRAP I WOULD NEE DRINK THAT IF I GOT IT FOR NOWT A WOMENS DRINK ;D ;D ;D

WHEN DID ANTO SAY THEY WHERE COMING DOUGIE COULD STILL USE A BLANKET JUST NOO ;D ;D ;D

HE TOO BUSY DRINKING CHEAP DRINK 24 TINS FOR £12 WHAT A BOOST HE COULD MAKE SOME BLANKETS IF HE DRUNK THEM ;D ;D ;D ;D

AND YOUR LIKE THE KID NEXT STORE FULL OF WHAT YE SHOVEL ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D YOUR OK MARK THEY GOT CHEAP COKE-COLA FOR YOU ;D ;D ;D ;D

NICE YOUNG IN MATE BUT YES THINK ITS A HEN BUT DONT DETRACT FROM IT BEING A BONNIE BIRD

THATS WHAT I SAID I HEARD ;D ;D ;D FROM MY MATE ALF ;D ;D ;D

CHEERS dOUGIE I,M GOING UP TESCO,S TO HAVE A LOOK GOT THE DAUGHTER GOING TO LIDDLES HEAR THERE,S A CRACKING DEEL ON THERE ;)

TOO DEAR NOT FOR ME BUT DONT NEED IT ANY WAY ;) JUST FINDING OUT PRICES

IT AINT GOING TO BE CHEEP THEN ANOTHER MIDDLE MAN ;) ;)

ANY ONE KNOW WHERE THERE ANY GOOD DEALS ON BEER OR SPIRITS FORTHE WEEKEND SOON BE BARBIE WEATHER ;D ;D ;D ;D

NO PRICES COMING WONDER DOES NO BODY KNOW I KNOW WHAT PRICE I CAN GET IT FOR

THATS NOT STRANGE I PHONE SCOTTISH HYDRA AND GOT A PAKI CALL CENTRE