life begins at fourty your hairs just about fallen out , you notice that is growing everywhere but your head ( nostrils , ears ectra ) your wife leaves you cos your seeing an 18 year old , the compulsion to get a gold medalion to adorn from your rugged chest is hard to resist , you once were percieved as cool by your kids now you hate there music and couldnt name any of the current pop groups , and last of all that red ferriari that you see those old gits in make your more pissed of when your behind them at 20 mile an hour in a 60 ZONE IN A TRAFFIC JAM !!!! If you can get over all this welcome to the Naughty Fourties group .
All the best Thomo hope you have a good un ( thats 2 siestas to keep up with the young uns )