At the end of a tiny deserted bar in downtown Govan sat Tam, a huge bear of a man. A man of few words, Tam was a Rangers supporter. He was having a dozen or two pints of heavy, when a short, well dressed, and obviously gay man walked in and sat beside him.
After three or four beers, the gay man got the courage to say a few words to Tam.
Leaning over towards him, he whispered, "Do you want a blow job?"
At this, Tam leaped up with fire in his eyes, and smacked the holy ****ing **** out of the gay man. He proceeded to beat him all the way out of the boozer, before chucking him bruised and battered into the gutter.
He then returned quietly to his seat.
Amazed, the barman quickly brought over another pint for Tam and said, "I've never seen you react like that. What did he say to you?"
"I don't know," Tam replied.
"Something about a job."
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