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ALF

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  1. I've been using Abidec multivits for new born children for a while now and i think if it's good enough for babies then it's good enough for pigeons
  2. proof of what can happen if a wife or girlfriend drags her husband or boyfriend along shopping This letter was recently sent by Tesco's Head Office to a customer in Oxford: Dear Mrs. Murray, While we thank you for your valued custom and use of the Tesco Loyalty Card, the Manager of our store in Banbury is considering banning you and your family from shopping with us, unless your husband stops his antics. Below is a list of offences over the past few months all verified by our surveillance cameras. 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's trolleys when they weren't looking. 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to feminine products aisle. 4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares.....and watched what happened. 5. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR’ sign to a carpeted area. 6. September 15: Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing department and told shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring sausages and a Calor gas stove. 7. September 23: When the Deputy Manager asked if she could help him, he began to cry and asked, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' 8. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, picked his nose, and ate it. 9. November 10: While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in the Housewares aisle asked an assistant if he knew where the antidepressants were. 10. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme. 11. December 6: In the kitchenware aisle, practised the 'Madonna look' using different size funnels. 12. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed, yelled 'PICK ME!' 'PICK ME!' 13. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, assumed the foetal position and screamed 'NO! NO! It's those voices again.' And; last, but not least: 14. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a while; then yelled, very loudly, 'There is no toilet paper in here.'
  3. That's a cracker Tam hows it bred mate?
  4. ALF

    when alls quiet

    ways
  5. I think we'll all have to wait and see what happens with the members of Kirkintilloch club as i think they will all be racing next year ;) :X :X :X
  6. ALF

    PIGEON COURIERS

    http://forum.pigeonbasics.com/m-1219929388/
  7. ALF

    one loft sale

    Only got the homing last night from the shop and not had a look at it yet
  8. ALF

    one loft sale

    How many birds are in the sale Harky do you know?
  9. Going to paint the front of the old bird and stock loft today ( back and sides are covered in plastic sheeting as i'm on an allotment and the side and back of the lofts get battered by rain during wither so covered it about 3 years ago and no more problems ) seen as the weathers so good today
  10. AM AWAY TO MA PIT GOODNIGHT EVERYONE!
  11. NAW AM SAD :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
  12. NOT IF I CAN HELP IT WE WULNAE ;D ;D ;D ;D
  13. NAW IT'S NO DAFTY AM STILL HERE :P :P ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
  14. IT MIGHT BE A WARM PLACE IN THE MORNING ;) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D AS JOHNNY CASH SAYS A RING OF FIRE ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
  15. ALF

    when alls quiet

    TERRY ( A WEE GUY I WORK WI ) ;) :P :P ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
  16. UNTIL TOMORROW AND THEN IT WILL BE AN UNHAPPY END ;D ;D ;D ;D
  17. aye right : : : :P ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
  18. :P ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
  19. ALF

    when alls quiet

    rum
  20. feeding them once a day as i work shifts and only go once a day just now but they are getting sedochol on the feeding twice a week and now they are getting buttermilk in the drinker aswell twice a week ps..i've stopped the cod liver oil for now....
  21. No it's because it's nearly 11pm on a saturday night ;)
  22. IT IS DONT WORRY I'LL DELETE THE DOUBLE POSTS FOR YOU
  23. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D LOOKS LIKE YOU ARE STUCK WITH YOUR NEW FRIENDS I'M AFRAID snugasabugxxx ;) ;)
  24. ALF

    eyes

    2nd picture is a belter what has it bred for you Ransom?
  25. ALF

    eyes

    92 & 93 look crackers i would like a couple like them myself 8) 8) 8)
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