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  1. It normally comes in 8ft or 2.4m lengths so you will have a lot or wastage, get dressed redwood in 4.8m lengths and get it split into 1.6m, a lot stronger and cheaper than dowel
  2. If your bringing 45 Magnums I'll fore go my beauty sleep and give you hand with the horse ;D ;D ;D
  3. We never lock the door, mind bring a biscuit for the dogs
  4. chickadee

    manners

    Chrissy has not half knocked you into shape Thomas
  5. Make a difference form a horses ass ;D ;D ;D Only kidding ###### is far from being one of those
  6. Take your time, you don't want to burn out
  7. I will sleep better tonight knowing you are back, a new nurse for you to dream of, would you like to come up and see ma puppies ;)
  8. I hope her names not Rosa ;D ;D ;D
  9. AN ITALIAN BOY'S CONFESSION 'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl'. The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano ?' 'Yes, Father, it is.' 'And who was the girl you were with?' 'I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation'. "Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?' 'I cannot say.' 'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?' 'I'll never tell.' 'Was it Nina Capelli?' 'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.' 'Was it Cathy Piriano?' 'My lips are sealed.' 'Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?' 'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.' The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.' Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, 'What'd you get?' 'Four months vacation and five good leads.' ;D ;D ;D
  10. Anybody heard how Mav is
  11. It would be nice to have a good store in Fife where you could go and get all you need off the shelf. We normally get it off the Internet or from Coxydean Farm in the Edinburgh area, we are all guilty of trying to get it as cheap as possible :-/
  12. If it is in the same property just keep feeding them in it, just like when you change them to different sections. If it is in a new property then keep releasing them from the new one and stop feeding them at the old one, this worked for us when we broke Billy's birds about 5 miles from us
  13. YOU GOTTA LOVE A GOOD NURSE! A motorcycle policeman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well. However, the policeman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his crotch. Worried that it might be a second surgery and the doctors hadn't told him about it, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown up enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable. Taped firmly across his pubic hair were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the kind that doesn't come off easily. Written in large black letters was the sentence: "Get well soon....from the nurse in the Jeep you pulled over last week..."
  14. I think Andy is on his Bi Cycle
  15. I'll make sure he is wearing it when you visit ;D ;D ;D We wish you all the best Mav and a speedy recovery, remember to open wide
  16. You can get them made to measure from these companies http://store.uktarps.co.uk/index.php?controller=category&path=37 www.unionindustries.co.uk
  17. I will gofor you at Blackpoll
  18. I love to dance but not sure who will lead right enough in your case
  19. Typical responce from a nice boy, next you will be on about makeup
  20. Again I fear that you still on the darkness and need to venture out the closet ;D ;D ;D One good thing here is we can all keep it a secret
  21. I am sad and bored because it is raining but not that sad or bored ;D ;D ;D
  22. We will see next time we run a doctors and nurses theme, better still why not come along and see what you look like in a nurses uniform, then again you may have some pics already
  23. Well why don'[t you post up the pics for all to see, I am sure there will plenty of judges between us ;D ;D ;D Better still come along to the next night out, although it may scare them on here a bit as it is Halloween theme Or even more scary ;D ;D ;D
  24. chickadee

    THE MOULT

    Thanks, I was going to post pics of me going through the moult as well, maybe next time
  25. Time for your medication Andy, bend over and take it like a man
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