Dear Mr Davey B,
Well I'll have to seriously think about taking you to the small no claims court, where they will have to claim back my cheque for nothing and they will of course charge you a very small fee of absolutely nothing, but they will of course expect you to appologise profusely to me for the complete hassle of absolutely nothing at all.
No regards
a very unsatisfied customer
Chickadee
Featherland. ;D ;D