was in the pub tonight, when I said, "Hey pal, I need a web designer, you're a web designer aren't you? Talk to me you ignorant *expletive removed*!" Then the landlord came over and said, "Come on mate, time for you to go, you've had enough to drink." "Have I *expletive removed*" I replied. He said, "I think you will find you have, you're talking to a spider."