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Gaymers CIDER for me mate please. Get you and the good lady wan, SAPPER is paying for it.

YELLOW CARD.

Great pics Seona, Is that the adult DAFTY at Soutra,

Another guid wan JAM,

Wan fir ma otherhalf,

Hes no hear the night, cheers mate.

Wane from Alf ti Karen,

YIVE ALREADY HID THAT WAN ON YA DAFTY, ANY MARE AND YIR KIP IS WAITING AT THE THE AULD FELLAS.

MANY HAPPY RETURNS KAREN, X

YELLOW CARD FOR YOU YA DAFTY.

GIRUY YA DAFTY.

Its a classic mate.

You kep pittin that muck up, youll be oot the back door.

YELLOW CARD IF YOU KEEP GOING. AM WATCHING YI MIND,

Davey thats shete, get yir act the gether, Welcome mate, hope you enjoy the night.

Wan fir ma Pal whos in the best place for him. get well soon mate.

WAN OWE MA BEST WANS.

Sapper, get yir act the gether or its an early EXIT for you, Only certain wans you,

THATS A GOOD WAN JAM,

You cant read either hawf ate doors open ya TRUMPET.

He flys a good pigeon paddy does,

Doors will open at 20.30, No gate crashers, no drunks, and no trouble makers or yir oot on yir ear. All welcome, enjoy yirselfs.

Just phoned and spoke ti his Mrs, hes aff the machine, but they are going to be doing further tests, his wife said he is bored but looking alright, hes just wanting hame.