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What a doo and what a performance, what was the birdage for the winner, and well over 600 miles tae, great bird.

Now thats what i call a doo, who owned Nans Pride.

Is this thread the sympathy one, get on with it, dry yir eyes Trumpet Heid, get the Voddy doon yi.

Aye, a Trumpet,

Hope it bites the puss aff the bassa. So what, BORING,

Hes had a can and a hawf,

Thats you in the back playing yir Banjo ya Trumpet,

Gane awe ya dirty bassa.

Never mind Alf because he no weel.

He will be tring ti mix them Friday night, hes on painkillers, and were on the swally, hes chapping at the bit, hes waitng on Karen gone ti her scratcher, then hes on it, watch this space.

He Kins better, and if he has, look whos lost, Pitty ma *expletive removed*,

Painkillers are for you, Cider is for me, big difference there, youll be needing a painkiller for a fecking HIPPO, GIRUY.

Gane awe you ya Creep, Get well soon Pal, Dont give him nae pitty, he will milk it.

Maybe the guid lady has put her foot down with him being on here a lot. Pain Killers, gane awe ya big JESSY YI.

http://youtu.be/ZnoUlZnwYy4

Any one heard from big Dafy Alf, hes nae been flung aff here has heeeeeeeeeeee

A wee bit owe U2 Gane awe ya pair owe PUFFS,

Wane fir ma wife.

Ave told you before, earl bird and first worm, ma tins overflowing mate.

Its a classic mate, 10/10

Hello Martin mate, better staying on here that programme is cancelled,

Wane fir ma mucker in Eberdeen, fast forward it until 3.06 watch him move those feet.

Classic mate, am in stitches.