bibendium

I am from Ayrshire, but dont know a Jim Bell.sorry

At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter. He says, 'Sisters, you all led such exemplary lives that the Lord is granting you six months to go back to earth and be anyone you wish to be. The first nun says, 'I want to be Sophia Loren;' And *poof* she's gone. The second says, 'I want to be Madonna and *poof* she's gone. The third says, 'I want to be Sara Pipalini..' St. Peter looks perplexed. 'Who?' he asks. 'Sara Pipalini,' replies the nun. St. Peter shakes his head and says, 'I'm sorry, but that name just doesn't ring a bell.' The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St. Peter. St. Peter reads the paper and starts laughing. He hands it back to her and says: 'No sister, the paper says it was the ' Sahara Pipeline' that was laid by 1,400 men in 6 months.'

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10 years to the day fae mine won £20k at the bingo then proceded to spend £30k

RIP

Aye that would do Robert, was just wondering

what colour are they this year?

he video is fake. It was made by some students for a school project in Montrèal (Centre NAD). They do this kind of animation vides every year. And they are the ones behind the Wipe'Out Quantum Levitation Track project (that you can find on youtube) and that video is fake as well. If you play this video on slow-mo you can find wrong two things: 1. Eagles wings do dissaper for a second when it's flying. 2. Just before the Eagle is flying in lower ground, you can se a shadow comming from nowhere Quoted from You tube.

we have bob wires which work just fine for us

Sorry to hear this , Rab if Kenny and me can help at all give me a shout, Charlie

not that it matters much but anyone know what colour SHU rings will be next year?

Sad that this lady has felt the need to take her own life, however it was a PRANK aimed at the royal family, am sure the DJ,s will be shocked and sorry this has occured , they were not to know or predict the sad outcome.

expletive remove all this praise Rab wont get his head through the door now, Rab is one of the doo game,s good guys always there for help and advice cracking doo,s into the bargain.

as far as I know it was the ballochmyle transporter think it will hold around 3000 birds

As i said good luck to those who enter 1st open any national bred and raced by Bibendium sounds even better :lol:

Good luck to all that enter but One loft races dont do it for me.

sounds some game 3 -2 Killie now 18mins to go

Killie up 2 nil at half time

nice one

I heard whispers about this too , I dont know how far its gone yet or who would be organising it

Scotland 2 nil up on Luxembourg

I was thinking that mate better than our trailer anyway

Shakin in ma boots lol am doin fine mate. an as you say celtic beat the best team in the world last night We beat celtic = Killie best team in the world lol aw sh1t forgot ICT beat us back to the drawing board lol

Found this on another site might be of interest .