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A SHORT ROBOT STORY; A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that day. The son says, "I did some schoolwork." The robot slaps the son. The son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies." Dad asks, "What movie did you watch ?" Son says, "Toy Story." The robot slaps the son. Son says, "Ok, Ok we were watching porn." Dad says,"What ? At your age I didn't even know what porn was ." The robot slaps the father. Mom laughs and says,"Well he certainly is your son ." The robot slaps the mother . The Robot is now for sale. THE END..........

Welcome to Basics m8, they are a good bunch on herehttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/animatedpigeons.gif

I remember Joe Murphy once saying at one of our clubs quizzes, that this was how he selected his stock pairs.

What chance have the poor doos got?http://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0138-thinking.gif

All 3 British teams were beaten last nighthttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/crying.gif

GOOD MORNING FOLKShttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/animatedpigeons.gif

Very mild and dry at present, here in Fife.

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This weeks games; BENFICA V CELTIC 2 - 1 GALATASARAY V MAN UTD 1 - 0 JUVENTUS V CHELSEA 3 - 0 MAN CITY V REAL MADRID ARSENAL V MONTPELLIER ANY PREDICTIONS?

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Gone from 9th to 6th in the last 3 weekshttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/happy.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/happy.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/happy.gif well done to JAM, top of the leaguehttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0137-clapping.gif

A very difficult decision, so many cracking birds, how ever I have decided on No5 well done to all who have enteredhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0137-clapping.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0137-clapping.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0137-clapping.gif

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Very mild this morning here in Fifehttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/animatedpigeons.gif

Morning folks, do you guys never sleep?http://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0138-thinking.gif

Still 1 game to be played tonight.http://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0138-thinking.gif

Just been out to the lofts, and it is nowhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0156-rain.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0156-rain.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0156-rain.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0156-rain.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0156-rain.gif

GOOD MORNING FELLOW BASICS MEMBERShttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/animatedpigeons.gif

MANY HAPPY RETURNS Dorset-lad (51)http://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0123-party.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0123-party.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0123-party.gif

Very damp and miserable here in Fife this morning.

WELL DONE LEWIShttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/animatedpigeons.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0137-clapping.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0137-clapping.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0137-clapping.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0137-clapping.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0137-clapping.gif