An attractive blonde from Cork , Ireland arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single roll of the dice. > > She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude'. > > With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, 'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!' > > As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed...'YES! YES! I WON, I WON!' > > She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed. > > The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. > Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?' > > The other answered, > 'I don't know - I thought you were watching.' > > MORAL OF THE STORY - > > Not all Irish are drunks, > Not all blondes are dumb, > But all men.........are men.http://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/laugh.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/laugh.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/laugh.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/laugh.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif
