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DID YE LIKE MA PRESENT??? ;D ;D ;D ;D

happy birthday :)

HE LOOKS OLDER THAN THAT ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

HE WAS FULL OF WINE LAST NIGHT..WELL SEEN IT WISNAE HIM THAT BOUGHT IT : ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

HE CAN COME OUT TO WATCH THE SCOTLAND GAME TODAY WITH ME NO PROBS GOT THE FEELING HE'LL BE TOO BUSY THOUGH ;D ;D ;D 8) 8) 8) 8)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAFTY :) DID YOU DO ANYTHING SPECIAL LAST NIGHT THEN ;) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

THATS WHERE I GOT MY STALL TRAP FROM DUNCAN

WELL I PARK MY CAR ROUGHLY 10 YARDS FROM MY LOFT AND EVERY TIME THE BIRDS HAVE HAD A DECENT FLY OR TRAINING TOSS THAT I GET BACK BEFORE THEY DO IT'S LIKE THE DAMBUSTERS WITH THE AAMOUNT OF JEER THEY LET GO OVER THE CAR AND GATE BEFORE THEY LAND!

IS THAT A TETLEY OR A PG TIP GANGSTER??? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

BUT THEN AGAIN AS THE RULES IN THE CONSTITUITION OF THE SHU STATE THE "SAID" PRESIDENT OF THE SHU WOULD NOT BE PRESIDENT JUST NOW IF THE RULES HAD BEEN FOLLOWED BUT THEN AGAIN HE WISNAE LONG IN BOLTING FROM OUR FED WHEN HE KNEW HE COULD'NT BE THE PRESIDENT FROM OUR FED ANY LONGER : :

DONT THINK IT WOULD MAKE MUCH DIFFERANCE WHAT HAPPENED AT THE AGM REGARDING THE VOTE ON THIS MOTION!!!!

FIFER REPORT HIM TO THE COUNCIL AND THEY WILL MAKE HIM TAKE IT DOWN AS IT IS AGAINST BUILDING RULES ;)

:P ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

WELL SEEN AS MY LOFT IS 3/4'S OF A MILE AWAY FROM MA HOOSE THEN I CAN HONESTLY SAY NAW!!! :P ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

IT WISNAE ME HONEST ;D ;D ;D :X :X :X :X :X :X :X

AWAY YE GO YA PORKY PIER YE ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

WHEN THEY FLY FOR NEARLY AN HOUR IT'S LIKE BOMBS AWAY GINGER WHEN THEY GET NEAR THE LOFT ;) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

US GETTING MOVED BACK EAST AS YOU SAY IS NEVER GONNAE HAPPEN THIS SEASON RAB BUT A LOT OF PEOPLE CRYING OUT TO GO EAST YES I CAN DEFINTELY SEE THAT HAPPENING AFTER 3 OR 4 RACES

I TAKE IT THEY ARE PICKING UP THEN AS FERRY GOT HIS DOOS UP YESTERDAY

I BELIEVE SO FRANK

DIP THEM IN CHLORCARB AND THEY WILL ALL BE GONE IN A FEW DAYS

HI HOMER WHO PUT FORWARD THIS MOTION?? ALAN :-/

THE JUNGLE DRUMS HAVE BEEN BEATING FOR THE LAST COUPLE OF WEEKS AND THERE ARE RUMOURS GOING ABOUT THAT SOME CLUBS IN THE FED WONT BE FLYING DOWN THE WEST ROUTE NEXT SEASON :-/ :-/