ALF

AYE BLACKPOOLS A LONG WAY AWAY AIN'T IT ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

TYPICAL WOMAN ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

"ME" WAS RIGHT YE UR DRUNK ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

CAN SHE SHOUT THAT LOUD? :D :D OR WAS IT JUST A WHISPER : : ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

WELL IT IS THE SEASON OF GOODWILL ROSE IF WE CANNAE HAVE A LAUGH ON THE SITE ON THIS OF ALL DAYS THEN GOD HELP US ALL ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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HAPPY XMAS TO YOU HJALTAND 8)

I WONDER WHERE DAVEY IS ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

MERRY XMAS TO YOU AND YOUR FAMILY ASWELL MY FRIEND FROM THE ALF HOUSEHOLD ;D ;D 8) 8) 8)

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MAYBE JUST WE ARE ALL DRINKING SPIRITS ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

NO PROBLEMO ;D ;D 8) 8) 8) 8)

THEY WOULD PROBABLY LOSE IT ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

SORRY TO HAVE TO BE THE BEARER OF BAD NEWS BUT XMAS IS CANCELLED AS OF NOW : : :

YER TOO FAR AWAY OR I WOULD ;D ;D 8) 8) 8)

AM TOO BUSY DRINKING MA BEER TO RABBIT ON :D :D

NAW THATS JUST THE MICKIES I GAVE HER SO I COULD GET PEACE TONIGHT NOWT WORSE THAN A WOMAN RABBITING ON ALL THE TIME ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

MERRY XMAS TO EVERYONE ;D 8) 8) 8) 8)

AM OK THE NIGHT SHE'S FELL ASLEEP ALREADY ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

PMSL ;D :o :B :B :B :B :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

MRS TOLD ME I WOULD LOSE 2 WEE THINGS IF I PLAY MA MUSIC SO LOUD AT HAWF 3 IN THE MORNING AGAIN :o :o ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

EVERYBODY'S WELCOME TO JOIN ME 8) 8) 8) 8)

OOPS! :B ;D ;D ;D

NEED TO WAIT TILL ABOOT 3 IN THE MORNING 1st ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

I'VE GOT 6 CASES OF BEER A BOTTLE OF VODDY A LITRE OF MORGANS SPICED RUM A LITRE OF BAILEYS A LITRE OF WHYTE & MACKAY WHISKY 2 BOTTLES OF PORT 2 BOTTLES OF SHERRY 4 BOTTLES OF RED WINE 3 BOTTLES OF WHITE WINE AND A 3 LITRE BOX OF WHITE WINE SO GUESS WHAT I'LL BE DOING WHILE AN AFF FOR THE NEXT 10 DAYS ;D ;D 8) 8) 8) 8)