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TELL YE WIT JOHN YE WOULDNAE SAY NAW MATE WID YE SHE STILL LOOKS GREAT AND I LIKE WOMEN THAT DONT WEAR MUCH MAKE UP AS A LOT OF MAKE UP ON A WUMIN IS A RIGHT TURN AFF FUR MASELL I'LL TELL YOU THAT MUCH AND IF SHE WORE A LOT OF IT SHE WIDNAE BE HERE :P ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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HE MUST BE expletive remove ??) ??) ??) :X :X :X ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

DID THEY THROUGH YE OOT FOR LOOKING LIKE A TRAMP LIKE TAM :-/ :P ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

I WASNAE THERE SO PROBABLY NOT :P ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

CAN SOMEBODY TELL ME WHY A BIG RIDE(AND DONT TELL MY WIFE expletive remove!!!) LIKE SARAH BRIGHTMAN MARRIED ANDREW LLOYD WEBBER (WELL APART FAE THE MONEY ;) ) AM SAYING NOWT AS I'LL GET HUNG :D ??) ??) :X :X :X ;D ;D ;D ;D

TIME WILL TELL YA TRUMPET BUT I'LL NO BE HIDING NAE CHANCE :P :P ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

DONT KNOW ABOOT THAT BUT I WAS GETTING A SEMI LOOKING AT SARAH BRIGHTMAN AND I HINK AM OAN A PROMISE WI THE MRS :P ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D 8) 8) 8) 8)

STICK YER JUMPING RIGHT UP YER JACKSIE YA DAFTY WE DINNAE JUMP ANYWHERE :P :P ;D ;D 8) 8) 8) 8)

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WELCOME TO PIGEON BASICS 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)

IT'S EARLY DAYS IT'S EARLY DAYS :P ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

BIG GOUGH CAN SUCK AND BLOW AND HE WAS YER CAPTAIN O YES HE WAS :P ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

DISNAE EVEN RHYME YA DAFTY MON BAA BAA BLACK SHEEP THAT'S YER LEVEL :P ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

EASY YA TRUMPET :P :P ;D ;D ;D ;D 8) 8) ??) ??) ??) ??) ??) ??) ??) ??)

AYE BUT 12 MILL WILL LAST A LONG TIME YE KNOW :P ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

YER AW TRUMPETS MAYBE YEEZ HINK YEEZ UR THE PEOPLE :P :P ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

THERE'S STILL TIME ;) :-/ :-/ :-/ : : ??) ??) :X :X ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

2ND LTR OF VODDY MARE LIKE :o :P ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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I SAY THAT THE MRS :P TOOT TOOT AND GET THEM OOT BUT SHE MUST BE DEEF AS SHE DISNAE DAE IT :o :o :P ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

JUST ASWEL YE CAN FLY THE DOOS AS YER A DAFTY BUT I LIKE YE :P ;D ;D ;D ;D 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)

THAT WAS TESCO :P :P SEE I KNEW YOU WERE A DAFTY :P ;) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D