Having A Laff Eh Lol

[Roland]

I put poster up for the birds last night regards this SHU safety regards Avian Flu.

They all ... well totally ignored them. Heard a few crows cawing as in laughter... Maybe I put a Caw instead of a Jarp etc. in the wrong place.

As many will recall I told about the cat walking the roof tops ... Now cats can and do get Avian Flu... and they eat the legs first often. So I knocked the doors asking them to keep them in for own safety ...

Mr Robin says he would stay away provided he didn't lose his Territory later ... Two ring neck doves crapped on a poster, cheeky gits. And the Feral said that they would stay away from my loft, but couldn't guarantee not going near another loft, Nor when with other pigeons picking the minerals in the fields that they wouldn't mix with other birds.

A bit awkward this, so I phoned the RPRA for a quide line... They got cut of twice.... Both when I phoned back and stated I was serious they listen... Think he had a bad cold as he was wheezing a fair bit and gasping for breathe. I think that they had the Xmas party last night and were all suffering from food poisoning. Because when I asked them to put it on the loud speaker for all to hear, in case they could help, he said that they were all rolling about on the floor... I could help the gulping too... sounded a bit like laughing actually, still they said they would phone back some time.

Had a little good news last night too. Two Scottish comedians phoned to say that they would pass the news around when touring as they though it was a good line. Praise them, such good hearted sould eh!

[Ian McKay]

I put poster up for the birds last night regards this SHU safety regards Avian Flu.

They all ... well totally ignored them. Heard a few crows cawing as in laughter... Maybe I put a Caw instead of a Jarp etc. in the wrong place.

As many will recall I told about the cat walking the roof tops ... Now cats can and do get Avian Flu... and they eat the legs first often. So I knocked the doors asking them to keep them in for own safety ...

Mr Robin says he would stay away provided he didn't lose his Territory later ... Two ring neck doves crapped on a poster, cheeky gits. And the Feral said that they would stay away from my loft, but couldn't guarantee not going near another loft, Nor when with other pigeons picking the minerals in the fields that they wouldn't mix with other birds.

A bit awkward this, so I phoned the RPRA for a quide line... They got cut of twice.... Both when I phoned back and stated I was serious they listen... Think he had a bad cold as he was wheezing a fair bit and gasping for breathe. I think that they had the Xmas party last night and were all suffering from food poisoning. Because when I asked them to put it on the loud speaker for all to hear, in case they could help, he said that they were all rolling about on the floor... I could help the gulping too... sounded a bit like laughing actually, still they said they would phone back some time.

Had a little good news last night too. Two Scottish comedians phoned to say that they would pass the news around when touring as they though it was a good line. Praise them, such good hearted sould eh!

 

 

Roland we been laughing at you english for years your just getting you own back :emoticon-0136-giggle: :emoticon-0136-giggle: