An Old Geezer.

[greenlands]

An old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic.

 

He put a sign up outside that said: "Dr. Geezer's clinic. Get your treatment for £500, if not cured, get back £1,000."

 

Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get £1,000. So he went to Dr.Geezer's clinic.

 

Dr. Young: "Dr.Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me?"

 

Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth."

 

Dr. Young: Aaagh!! -- "This is Gasoline!"

 

Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be £500."

 

Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money

 

Dr. Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."

 

Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."

 

Dr. Young: "Oh, no you don't, -- that is Gasoline!"

 

Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be £500."

 

Dr. Young (after having lost £1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.

 

Dr.Young: "My eyesight has become weak --- I can hardly see anything!!!!"

 

Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so, "Here's your £1000 back." (giving him a £10 bill)

 

Dr. Young: "But this is only £10!"

 

Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be £500."

 

Moral of story -- Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an "old Geezer"

[greenbar]

very good, 10/10.

[buster151]

:emoticon-0140-rofl: love it

[paddymac]

Very good Lindsay :D