Long Lost Son

[ghostrider]

I took my dad to the shopping centre the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 65).

 

We decided to have something to eat in the food court.

 

I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.

 

The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours - green, red, orange, and blue.

 

My dad kept staring at him.

 

The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every time.

 

When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked: “What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?â€

 

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one!

 

In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid …………

 

“I got stoned once and expletive removed**d a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.â€

[greenbar]

10/10.

[We man]

Cracker.

[buster151]

[Grizzlecock]

Good one