The Dog

[ghostrider]

A man notices a small boy wearing a fireman’s hat, sitting in a cart being pulled by his pet dog. When he gets closer he notices that the cart is tied to the dog’s testicles. ‘That’s a nice fire engine,’ says the man. ‘But wouldn’t the dog pull faster if you tied the rope to his collar?’ ‘Yes,’ says the boy. ‘But then I wouldn’t have a siren.’

[clockman]

[Delboy]

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