Are Blonds Stupid?

[Ian McKay]

Eleven people were saved from a sinking ship and were all hanging

from one rope under a helecopter. There were 10 men and one woman.

The pilot said eleven people were too heavy and one would have to drop off.

They argued and weren't able to choose that person willing to drop off.

The Blonde woman gave a very touching speech and volunteered to let go of the rope,

because , as a woman, she was used to giving up everthing for her husband and kids

or for men in general,and was used to always making sacrifices with little in return.

As soon as she finished her speech, the men were so relieved they all started clapping.

She was the only surviver.

[buster151]

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[FRED 1]

[Tony C]

A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage when a

blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.

 

We all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is a

seven-hundred-ten?'

 

She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I

have lost it and need a new one.'

She replied that she did not know exactly what it was,

but this piece had always been there.

The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw

what the piece looked like.

She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.

He then took her over to a car just like hers which had its hood up and

asked, 'Is there a 710 on this car?'

She pointed and said, 'Of course, it’s right there.'

 

 

If you're not sure what a 710 is click this link http://humour.bluehaze.com.au/files/20160211_att00002.jpg

[walterboswell59]

ha ha ha cracker tony

[paddymac]

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[buster151]

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[gulkie]

:D my mates mother phoned him and said my car won't start

So he went to his mums place ,he tried the car and said your batteries

Flat ,she said what shapes it supposed to be .