The Irish Man

[Ian McKay]

Skinny little white Irishman gets into an elevator, looks up and sees this

huge black guy standing next to him.

The big guy sees the little Irishman staring at him... he looks down at him

and says : " 7' tall, 300 pounds, 10 inch w illy and three pound of testicles, Turner Brown."

The little Irishman faints and falls to the floor.

The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him....The big guy says,"What's wrong with you ?"

In a weak little voice the little guy says,"What exactly did you say to me ?"

The big dude says," Well, I saw your curious look and I figured I'd just give you the answers

to the questions everyone always asks me... I'm 7 foot tall, I weigh 300 pounds, I have a 10 inch

w illy and three pounds of testicles and my name TURNER BROWN."

The little Irishman says : " Turner Brown ?... sweet Jesus..... I thought you said " TURN AROUND."

[cemetary]

Fooking brill Ian, :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: 10/10

[KEVIN ELLIOTT]

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[paddymac]

Skinny little white Irishman gets into an elevator, looks up and sees this

huge black guy standing next to him.

The big guy sees the little Irishman staring at him... he looks down at him

and says : " 7' tall, 300 pounds, 10 inch w illy and three pound of testicles, Turner Brown."

The little Irishman faints and falls to the floor.

The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him....The big guy says,"What's wrong with you ?"

In a weak little voice the little guy says,"What exactly did you say to me ?"

The big dude says," Well, I saw your curious look and I figured I'd just give you the answers

to the questions everyone always asks me... I'm 7 foot tall, I weigh 300 pounds, I have a 10 inch

w illy and three pounds of testicles and my name TURNER BROWN."

The little Irishman says : " Turner Brown ?... sweet Jesus..... I thought you said " TURN AROUND."

Cracker :emoticon-0136-giggle: