Speaking About England

[Ian McKay]

WAYNE ROONEY GOES HORSE RIDING

 

Wayne Rooney decides to try horseback riding, even though he hasn't had any

lessons or prior experience. He mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately

springs into motion.It galops along at a steady rhythmic pace as his wife stands back in

admiration, but then he begins to slip from the saddle.

In terror he grabs the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. He tries to throw

his arms around the horse's neck, but he slide...s down the side of the horse anyway.

The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider.

Finally, he gives up his frail grasp and he attempts to leap away from the horse and throw

himself to safety. Unfortunately, his foot has become entangled in the stirrup, now he is at

the mercy of the horses pounding hooves as his head is struck against the ground over and over.

His wife stands there frantic, unable to do anything to help as his head is battered against the

ground. He is mere moments away from unconciousness when to his great fortune the Tesco

security guard sees him, leans over, and unplugs the horse.

[nogin]

gid yin

[buster151]

:emoticon-0140-rofl:

[showman]

Now that is a good 'un.

[paddymac]

Cracker :emoticon-0136-giggle: