Ian McKay Posted July 30, 2015 Report Posted July 30, 2015 HOW I LOST MY TEETH ? I was in the pub last night, leaning on the bar waiting for a beer,when abig butt - ugly blonde old girl came up behind me and slapped my butt.She said," Hey sexy, how about a drink and giving me your phone number."I looked at her and said, " Do you have a pen ?"She said, " I sure do baby."I said," Well, you better get back into it before the farmer notices your missing."My dental surgery is on Monday.
Valiant Fifer Posted July 30, 2015 Report Posted July 30, 2015 Whoops now now thats rather sexist Ian you might get pulled upBy the new (red chq) moderater when she reads it . Might no be the dentist u visit ian could be the hospital!
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